Morningside Jem

Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

The "reporter" is former National MP, Claudette Hauiti. This seems like an important detail for the headline...?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Still waiting on results from Dunny-on-the-Wold.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

I hope they start with the production team that makes the safety videos.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Holy cow that's amazing.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

Holy fuck, who else thought that was Judith Collins at first glance?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

$100k is less than two years of Luxons accommodation supplement.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Can you 'cancel' someone who hasn't really had a profile for 15 years?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

Dear God, I never considered that...

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

I guess this is consumer choice?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

I don't give a shit what drugs you take, for the record. Whatever you can do safely, fill your boots. Also: middle aged != boomer, I know. My wife and kids regularly remind me that I'm middle aged.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

The Herald: tough on crime, up with the law and order Government. Also the Herald: it's all good for Boomers to take a Class B drug to save their failing marriages.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

I thought it was *pasti*...?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Actually, I've worked out both. It's colourful, that's for sure.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Or the s*****c one...

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Why do we have to give innocuous things like this, names like *that*?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

The sunrise is something else though.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

All the best if you're flying out of Auckland in the next 12 hours.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

Ah bugger. Oh well :)

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

I don't suppose you'd record a video saying hello to him? His name is Teddy :) (All good if not)

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

"Data viz is my passion"

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

This was in the news a while ago here in NZ. (Your Norse Mythology audiobook is my dyslexic sons absolute favourite - he's listened to it so many times he can almost recite it word for word - thank you so much 😊)

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

Well, run it aground at least.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

I assume replacing the Interisland ferry will only become a priority when Luxon takes an A-list trade envoy on it...?

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

I mean, his name is Nobby. He's pretty much doing what it says on the box.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

My boss comes over on Sunday night and returns on Friday afternoon. Also: when are we having the Blue Sky meet up at the Staff Club?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

Are you going to commute to University each day?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

It's not like Winston Peters and Shane Jones to be silent when something significant happens to Northland. I'm expecting their calls for a nuclear power plant to be built in the Hokianga any moment now.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

RNZ: Prince Philip has died. Me: what, again?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

It was certainly a ride through the last 5 years, that's for sure.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

National MP parrots National Finance Minister talking points.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Defo not "near Kumeu" though. RNZ kept saying it was in Northland on Morning Report, which is also not true.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

That is quite funny, yeah.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

Does anyone actually find Rob Schneider funny? Who goes to these shows?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Oh I see. Not actually that close to Gibbs. Incidentally, Makarau should be between Tahekaroa and Kanohi where the Makarau River and Makarau Rd are, not up north where Google Maps centres it IMHO. Yellow cross is approx where the farm I grew up on is.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Makarau innit?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

So market failure then.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

Is that Gibbs Farm?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

I didn't know vegetarians had their own club...?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

[David Bain] "changed his name [...] in 2017, the same year his daughter was born, and it is understood he changed it a second time after the first moniker was made public." Writes the Herald, publishing his new name.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 10:37 UTC

What happened to the government of law and order...?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

Wasn't Leader of the Opposition Luxon planning to take commercial flights anyway...?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

Ol' Bargain Box phoning it in with the hummus recipe this week.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 06:01 UTC

The Ceasefire in Palestine sign in Kingsland keeps getting painted over, and now this appeared on a utility box over the road. Politics in the streets?

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

I'm sure she does, but you don't need to push that shit like it's breaking RNZ.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Sideshow_bob_standing_on_rakes.gif

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

Is it possible to be a total abomination and a work of total genius at the same time? Because I think it is.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

May the odds be ever in your favour.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

A beauty pageant where the models are created and judged by incels. Oh the humanity.

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

Chefs kiss if he'd cut them by 7%

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Morningside Jem @jgreenbrookheld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

It turns out you can foil Copilot simply by using... [checks notes] ... a PDF.

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