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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

Adding “new 20mm autocannon” to my Xmas list.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

⚠️ this user was added to list: Crimpy enablers

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

KrustyKast on Spotify Premium

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

Mouse Runza

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

This sucks. I hate this. Fuck.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

🥲

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

boooooooooo hissssssssssss

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Photographer misread it as “HOT BUST NET”

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Is this one of the many guys trying to make life difficult for the Gunsmith Cats?

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Zelensky’s wife got all the options on a Toyota Sienna 😱

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

I guess you know a lot of addicts who know when to quit?

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

Gotta remind ‘em: no free clout.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

The guy polling in the lead seems amenable to the idea of guillotines, so who’s to say it’s a wholly foolish idea?

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

Not going to Jared M. Fogle for my magic needs. Seems like a decent wizard would have a spell to change his name or retroactively change the other guy’s name.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

Penny poisoning is slowly turning you into Honest Abe Lincoln.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

The rare David Shaw emoji.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

Did they open the ballroom on the top floor finally, or is that still closed off behind the iron gates?

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Waiting for the invention of the Cat 6 hurricane.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

lydelle buster is my close personal online anonymous friend.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

That open again? You up on the deck?

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Mythologize the sassy

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

I get the feeling some people got ignored in the replies by a podcast host and how the rest of us have to pay the price.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

Baron of Bluesky and The World of Tomorrow

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

The most dangerous egg…is man!

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

“What’ll it be, pal?”

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

We already solved that one and it couldn’t even get a fourth season.

youtu.be/etiyXJPkvyM

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Hit by generation gamma rays.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Didn’t know their feet came out of the bottom of those cars.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Just lost my cybertruck virginity on the LORD’s own Sabbath day.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

I’m blocked in ways where I never see him anymore, which is just as well.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:31 UTC

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

🚀🚀🚀

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

I wish more directors/editors had the guts to just speed up the film when they didn’t feel the star whipped out their gun fast enough.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Are you sure?

youtu.be/VdLILfIgj1g

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

*Grabbing you by one wrist and one ankle* Here comes the AIRPLANE!

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Guinness World Record holder for most days doing great.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

I was avoiding spoilers until the debate!

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

Woody Allen’s “Prince of Darkness”

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

You might be joking, but if I could get tile on all six sides, a GFI outlet on its own breaker for the pressure washer, and a central drain in the floor, I would finally have a bathroom as clean as I believe they should always be. The problem is guests would take one look and think: kill floor.

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