mr. ancient desires

mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

*john fogerty voice, in 2008* 🎵 i wanna vote / for Obama, B. Hussein 🎵

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

my only desire is to see this man reunited with his son Butt-head

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

“forget vigil- tonight, hold a Candlelight Virgil” —Virgil, lighting votives 🕯️

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

i gave up being a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for a bluesky code

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

• MBA Candidate, Bobs Hoskins University (Night School)

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

dingbats: ska has not aged gracefully me:

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

*lenny kravitz voice, to a guy named David* are u gonna go by Dave

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

guy who identifies as gyrodivergent 🥙

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

Obi-Wan Kenobi < OG Ron The Lowbie

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

*sees photo of u* a picture is worth a thousand nerds

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

“bless this mess!” —tagline from my upcoming film Flophouse (miramax, 2025)

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

guy who refers to his hog as a “stretch five*

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

bro miss me with the nicene creed & hit me with that nice green weed

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

this is my third decade as an at-risk teen

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Taco Bell for touring bands is healthcare

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

loving Randy’s solo rap lp “Rhymes Of The Ancient Mariner”

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

can someone send grok a code so he can get on here please??

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

booty had me like

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

RISE & GRIND

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

she kris my taps til i porzingis

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

bro more like O CrapTan My CrapTan by Walt WHITEman 😂 with your pale ass!!

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

he’s guilty of being the best baseball player in new york & that is it!!

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

in talks with hbo japan to reboot entourage as Brōgun

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

booty had me like

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

for the Bad Boys, misbehavior is “just another day at the office!”

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

ironing up some work clothes!

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

the call is coming from INSIDE the nba

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mr. ancient desires @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

“penny for your thoughts” 😂 bro i’m over here sipping henny with some thots

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