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Jill Murray

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Creative & Narrative Director, Invincible Presents: Atom Eve. Creator of the World's best musical ever sponsored by Orbitz. She/her. www.discoglo.be


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You're you and they're goo! They do everything out of context because they don't "get" context. [Thing 3 slides into sewer.] šŸ›

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You're a light, Mary. I'm sorry it's all slime outside.

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I am never prepared for how fast this comes up

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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What IS the sound of one hand wringing?

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Hey gamedevs! GDC has opened up their call for submissions for core concepts (summits are later). I'm on the advisory board for design so really want to encourage people to submit. Give us some cool talk proposals!

gdconf.com/call-for-sub...

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Specifically, when I have a migraine and my body is craving a cookie, I can eat cherries and the monster will accept them at par.

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What am I going to eat in like a week when cherries are no longer in season? Nothing else is like a cherry. What am I overlooking?

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Ooh putting this one in the mental scrapbook next to my favourite overheard sentence of all time, "I want to do something meaningful. I don't care what it is."

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We seem to have chosen $2300 as the ceiling for average.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Yes but he has the levers to make his lack of vision happen

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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The Montreal average for a 2bdrm is apparently now $2013 so weā€™re really making progress on that.

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Ontario and BC largely stayed the same or saw small decreases, and I know that the premier of Quebec thinks it will be a sign of value when our rents are as high as theirs.

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Interesting. I can see how the audiences would align better.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Some Canadian cities saw the *average* rent price increase by 20% this year. In one year. How does that happen? (Not sarcastic, actual question.) Not the biggest but not the tiniest cities. Like Quebec City.

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I find this happens a lot when downstream writers are being ā€œcleverā€ and it drives me insane. On a team w more than one person I feel it highlights collaboration/pipeline problems. Someone noticed it was dull, and vented that fact passive aggressively, as there was no way for them to get it fixed.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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cause you can get those little sides of beignets and things, or is that just here?

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I'm sort of excited to feel so mad about this one.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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I paid for coffee IRL and because the coffee shop used square or whatever, the act of paying automatically signed me up for the store's newsletter and now I must burn everything down, seriously what have we done, make it stop

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Can't wait for part 2! People in my community group, which has turned into a Community Insult Each Other Over the Bike Path Group are using arguments to refute the need for bike paths at all, that I suspect stem from this source.

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Aw yeah. With ADHD + migraine I also relate to much of this video, especially at the start. Seems impossible to find even one doctor or therapist who is willing to hold both of those things in consideration at the *same time* and explaining over and over in and of itself is soooo tiiiiriiiing.

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they're all owned by Nestle anyway

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big Donald Duck forcing Huey, Duey and Luey to smoke energy

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Chrisā“‹ WhyGameDev.com's avatar Chrisā“‹ WhyGameDev.com @chrisdeleon.bsky.social
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well we got the bloodsucking investment bankers on our side

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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I too, cook perfect sugar snap peas. I too change my menus every day. I tooā€” oh no.

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Oh I agree that the sudden realization that any mundane thing can have a trend attached to it is startling. Iā€™m trying to think of another one now and Iā€™m blanking. Like trying to see the invisible.

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Tell me someone is pitching a Quebec version of Abbot Elementary (not about this white lady) about the cohort of random untrained people who signed up to fill the teacher shortage this year. Ā«Ā lā€™adulte dans la classeĀ Ā» lp.ca/lmbkAb?shari...

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What youā€™re describing might just be fatigue šŸ˜†

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Iā€™m grateful to this batch of youngs for formally unlocking permissionā€” and therefore supply of goodsā€” to not aim for ā€œpretty.ā€ I will wear the full range of sock variety according to mood, weather and activity. šŸ˜‚

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No. We can all wear all the socks and all the pants now. All fashion has been liberated by the no more fucks fairy and Instagram ten years ago. Wear them all at the same time if you want to. Stretch a sock of your choice over the head of a prescriptivist if you want to.

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I guess what people want is not the answer, but to sound right. At first I thought, ā€œwouldnā€™t it be fastest to make something up yourself?ā€ But not everyone can make up nonsense, format it, and dress it up with confidence. Thatā€™s how *Iā€™m* faster than a computer. And my brother got math.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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according to legend, my grandmother took notes in shorthand, but someone looked at her notes and was like "I don't know what this is, but it's not legible," and anyway no one knew she spoke the language, but she'd learned shorthand in Polish

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Let me bask in the light of my own experience. I have earned it. Now is the time.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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I'm realizing it actually makes me furious to contemplate any more career changes. Career changes aren't all freedom and flowers. There's a personal and energy cost. There's a limit to how many times you can Crazy 8s your way through capitalism. One must be allowed to rest, and to coast, dammit.

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2024-07-03, 10:42 AM, I Won An Argument With a Stranger on The Internet. Maybe I should go into local politics.

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I liked Mind Maze. It existed in a special class of ā€œboring funā€ that I would have trouble defining but remember fondly.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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"I could write a report on kink in an hour" says woman who rarely puts that much time into her novels.

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I can't be the only one reading this like she backed some dude into a corner and close-talked non-consensual sex things at him, her sour, wine-soaked breath in his face. He squirmed away and now she's reporting back grandly: "HE AND ALL STRAIGHT MEN WON'T HANDLE TRUTH LIKE THEY HANDLE A NEGLIGEE."

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Please have this crisp, sunny, NO, to use any time you need a firm boundary.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Yes, soā€¦ picture it, itā€™s 20 years agoā€¦ Iā€™m writing novels about breakdancing girls because thatā€™s what I do with my spare timeā€¦

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Just a reminder, season 3 of The Bear drops today!

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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I guess t he objective is ai content for ai commenters... well done, society

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Looking forward to listening to this and then, I expect, immediately engulfing my neighborhood Facebook group in flames by sharing it if it is good.

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Itā€™s all about the induction though. Game changer.

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Jill Murray's avatar Jill Murray @jillmurray.bsky.social
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Induction is so fast, for pasta I just cook the pasta, and then the sauce, in serial, and then combine, and I still hate it less than the actual stove.

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Can I interest you in the one burner way of life? We sort of accidentally started doing almost all our cooking with just this thing and the toaster oven and/or instant pot, because we haaaate the gas stove www.amazon.com/dp/B01FLR0ET...

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My day was fine but my week was just ???????. Tomorrow will be better.

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