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James Felton

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Bob ArdKor's avatar Bob ArdKor @bob.ardkor.com
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Same energy

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Whoever wrote this sounds mad as hell at plants

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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It’s not fair to call all 313 MPs who voted for the Rwanda bill horrible racists, some of them are merely moral vacuums willing to throw vulnerable asylum seekers under the bus to prolong what’s left of their short careers

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Imagine your last interaction on this earth being the awkward eye contact you make with some pedestrian as you fly out the sunroof mid tug like a wanking pop up pirate

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Remember to be kind to Suella Braverman, she hasn’t been this upset since she failed to imprison hundreds of traumatized asylum seekers on a prison barge filled with disease

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Someone tell Cameron he can’t just come back and take charge whenever he feels like it. We’re a country, not a child you’ve left in a pub.

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Lol, was just listening to him on radio 4 and amazingly, this is why he was doing it. Charity shops said they couldn’t take any more copies because they couldn’t sell them, so he scooped them up.

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They say you should write about what you know, so my new book 'How to Find Cat Vomit With Your Bare Feet' is due out in December.

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Woke up and Musk's latest change (removing headlines from links) has turned all our articles into surreal clickhole posts. Masterful gambit, sir.

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Literally just dropped one of the most evil conference speeches in recent history then went outside and stood on a guide dog

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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If you're having a stressful day remember you could be Daniel Khalife's defence lawyer

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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Hello! I am here, and so many other goddamn apps

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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That would be the natural reaction

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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There you go I sent my first blue sky or whatever the fuck we’re calling these things

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James Felton's avatar James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social
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While I applaud this guy for trying to get this nation drinking less, someone needs to tell him he’s running a cafe

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