Jingalls (@jinga11s.bsky.social)

Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:52 UTC

Worry not, my friend. I have a trustworthy mug-sitter

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

I would share, but my favorite mug is currently 4,559 miles away, according to the google

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

And a mission 🤘

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

I don't know about food, per se. I'd call it more of an experience

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 08:10 UTC

Sometimes you just gotta buckle-down and live más

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

Right back atcha, Sam 🫡

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

The only counterpoint to this I can possibly think of would have to be pohw pohw pohw

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

You are a person who sees silver linings, I respect the shit outta that

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:01 UTC

I'm about to participate in a UK election for the first time (flying over to help a friend get to whatever the voting place is), and boy howdy do all the options suck nearly everywhere on the goddamn planet at the moment

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:35 UTC

Kicking it at the Heineken bar in the Amsterdam airport at 9:30 in the morning like a boss

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Go team!

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

I'm calling this my Sunday victory

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

And there was much rejoicing

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Mum's the word

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 09:32 UTC

Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

100% same, life is better with a soundtrack

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

That's a pretty stellar review right there

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

I'm pretty stoked to see that one

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

You just gotta believe

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 08:32 UTC

Punk as fuck

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Oh god, can you imagine? She's basically Jonathan Swift

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

The craftsmanship on that gem is incredible

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:35 UTC

Were those chickens made by Tesla perchance?

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

Pretty sure that would pop the boubas

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Yusssss

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

I'm going to go have a box of donut-holes and ponder this

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

Hella fucked up. I hope they turn things around over there sooner than later

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:25 UTC

Seems like a real treat 😬

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Fucking hell

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 11:08 UTC

"Here there be dragons, and I'm one of those motherfucken dragons, yo"

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 11:03 UTC

Finally, someone worth voting for

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

Probably best to just wear it down, like a giant Jawbreaker

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

I've seen this before

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Indeed. Still went ahead and gave it 4 stars on the Yelp

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Wouldn't recommend it. Went for a divorce but ended up coming home with a Clydesdale

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Fucken Smarf 🤘

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

"Be wary of rushing in"

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Absofuckinglutely you should do this, yes. You are going to blow them away, and it will be incredible

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

You absolutely should, and I have faith that you will absolutely kill at it. And even if you don't, it will be a rad piece of lore about you in the future. That's how I try to look at things at any rate

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:05 UTC

I fully support this, just please do it at karaok, 't'would be legendary

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

I was a weird autistic fucker, so my parants had no end to their grief. I did my best to make it interesting, though

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Truly. If Village Idiot was the only job AI would be replacing, I'd be totally on board

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

I mean, fuck AI, but I do admit I kinda like the idea of having a device that goes off on wild tangents when asked anything

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

We'll let you know how the dart works out

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:32 UTC

That is incredible. Having a character that's legitimately Gen-Z has got to be some kind of gaming gold medal shit

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

Mother of god, the sex-bots have located me

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

Regression alone reveals secrets

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Jingalls @jinga11s.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 06:34 UTC

Totally get that functionless status symbol thing. Though I do have getting that to coalesce with my belief that more people should start wearing monocles

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