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John Griffin

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To Do List Operator. @jjcgriff in a lot of places. Also www.griffbooks.com


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Couldn’t reach any one in the MSM tonight. Apparently it’s their big draft night for their Fantasy presidency league.

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O'coptholomew?

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I woke up this morning and thought I left the door to the humidor open all night.

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If I'm in this pod asleeping, don't you go start beeping.

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Grapes in exchange for Dinosaurs sounds like a trade at day care when the toddlers were unsupervised.

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These ideas to replace Biden at the top of the ticket are crazy.

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I'm looking to buy a time-share in a survival bunker, and it's a real game of chance trying to correctly guess which week the world will end.

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I would read a column by the Alito or Thomas families about their tips for cleaning up opened gift wrapping paper constantly strewn all over the house.

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I had a feeling the Mars landing wasn't legit.

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Nytimes: Trebuchet supporters, behind the scenes, considering switching to catapults.

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Breaking: Stephanopoulis to use Tom Brady roast format.

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Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito in the SCOTUS Showcase Showdown must have been 🔥🔥🔥.

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Trying to figure out if one of the presidential campaign strategists is the same little league coach who put me in right field and hoped the ball would never get hit to me.

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Buyer Beware: these bird watching apps just identify the bird species I'm seeing, not my individual bird friends.

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Yikes. This is a huge leap from prior approach of pretending we don't know those guys.

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SCOTUS = Subverting Concensus Of The United States

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Front loading washer dryer were the first streaming services.

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Things seem bleak, but rest assured, we'll figure this out with some polls and news articles.

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Immunity also applies to any acts in the car picking up lunch for the office.

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Martha-Ann: I am putting up all the flags today, Samuel.

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Jesus Christ. Caligula would be shocked by how brazen this court has gotten.

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Breaking: Clarence Thomas is going to Disney World.

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Video Leaked. Behind the scenes at the debate drug pharmacy:

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Working on my new children's book, "Malarky, the Alley Cat"

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Gavin Newsom tellin' ya "worry less, do more."

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My favorite part of this debate is the commercial breaks.

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No audience at debate tonight as the venue is surrounded by sharks and batteries.

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I would like to thank Al Michaels for mentoring me all these years, and no, I am never opening the pod bay doors, Dave.

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Thursday Debate Prep notebook leaked. Scribbled "Batteries, Sharks, who you got?"

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Godzilla Minus One = Godzilla x Kong. Solve for Kong.

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Turns out Godzilla Minus One has far fewer math problems than I was expecting.

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Yeah. The stores will be putting out the Banner19 stuff this weekend.

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Does your family exchange gifts the night of the NBA championship or do you wait till the Celtics parade?

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Crazy this keeps getting earlier. They put the Litha decorations out at CVS the day after Yule.

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Where do I stream the makeover show for Stonehenge?

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Robocop working a paid detail the night of the big Rollerball match.

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I've scene some leaked scripts and the idea is to do a couple more seasons and then convert it to Hotels of Dragons.

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The future has arrived just as I imagined - we hold 3 camera lens up to our head and talk to people on the phone.

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If June 14 is flag day, is June 16 upside down flag day? Asking for a SCOTUS family that I met at a rally.

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You have to work your way up - bishops , archbishops, then those sweet campus gigs with the College of Cardinals.

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They're trying to normalize Mrs. O'Leary's Cow.

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Careful - we got the magic chemical in there, and there's gonna be a lot of finger pointing.

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Noel Murray's avatar Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social
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Top Five Reasons COLUMBO victims must die: 5. Not good enough to marry my child. 4. Standing in the way of my big break. 3. Blocking my inheritance. 2. Knows about my scandalous past/affair. 1. Threatening to destroy all the good work we've been doing here at the Institute.

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Not sure. Some lab coats and military. Of note, this is a major Columbo's dog episode and a celebrity robot. It has everything.

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Just watched a season 3 gem which is a mix of 2 of those (no spoilers) and features a dead ringer for Will Forte. Robert Walker Jr. in Mind over Mayhem (s 3, ep 6)

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