Chapeau Roan (he/him)

Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

If you find out let me know because this is also me

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Remember when Shelley Duvall invented Ava Max

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Gia Gunn commenting on Drag Race girls photos

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

Me and the girls jamming to a Now This is What I Call Music cd from high school

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

You’re gonna need a little more in that eye of the storm

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

The way I thought this was Alyssa Edwards every time I saw this meme til just now

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Read "Mark please be serious" in a Lucille Bluth voice

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

I feel like the shirt is giving the opening theme to All That and I love that

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Now where is THAT weather alert? "Allergens low" "Cishets dangerous levels"

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Put some PrEP in your step, divas!

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Too cute to work, honestly

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

When someone tells me that they are "fiscally conservative/socially liberal" in 2024

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

And do your little turn on the catwalk

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

Me to straight coworker at outdoor function: “Let’s sit way over there so we can talk shit in peace” Not even a minute later, gay coworker joins table: “who are we talking shit about?” That, divas, is gay culture.

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

A lot of chest hair for such melancholy

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

“I’ve seen some of your hot takes. You’ve never waited til Hump Day to show your ass on the internet.”

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:01 UTC

Have fun!

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Slut! (supportive)

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7TY...

Like this is literally me when I go out to the bars. Just swap out the champagne for a Shirley Temple

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Every time I get depressed I remind myself that as a smart-mouthed, well-dressed library employee, I basically grew up to be Parker Posey in Party Girl and that centers me.

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

That’s me and Thoroughly Modern Millie

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

I love a “I can’t believe so many mutuals following this problematic person (even though I myself just found out ten seconds before writing this that this person sucks)” post. It’s always so camp.

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

"Sharon Stone has given her views on Kevin Spacey"

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:46 UTC

Me: How many gays in speedos interviewing people on the street can there be? The algorithm:

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

I’m so happy you had the experience and I’m glad I survived mine. When you’re Black in mostly White queer spaces, you aren’t granted the luxury of innocence. You’re never the boy next door. You’re never all American. You’re never one in need of mentorship. I wish everyone got a taste of your memory

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

I’m always jealous of people who have that kind of experience in their formative gay years. My experience as a young Black gay in the Cities area was distinctly not that lol

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

To say the n-word on a microphone

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Them: Do you support any non-profit organizations? Me: Do drag queens count?

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

There is literally zero chance of a sequel to Devil Wears Prada NOT making an incredibly on-the-nose joke about how Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was the REAL villain, right?

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Is this not the obvious answer?

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

@aduralde.bsky.social So great to follow you on here after years being mutuals on the bird app!

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:54 UTC

Cause you’re a survivor

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:39 UTC

Got sick at work from anxiety so this Monday is off to a great start.

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

I’m the perfect all-American bitch

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Yes. When I think of “coffee house classics” OutKast’s “Ms. Jackson” springs to mind

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

This is gospel music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KElJ...

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Me: Chappell Roan, what’s your kink? Chappell Roan:

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

The Electric Kool-Aid Faggot Test

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Obsessed with this film. Used to watch it all the time on USA Network

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

You opening that email

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

SO MEATY (Talk Soup voiceover)

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

Same

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

Is somebody gonna match my Sweep?

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

🥹

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

No munchies but she still ate (this shirt is @crshort81.bsky.social coded)

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Hot baristas: another symptom of global warming

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

We used to be a real country.

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Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

Remember when true crime a special episode of Dateline where they’d go undercover to catch contractors not doing work?

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