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I’m just curious if that’s what you told the cake decorator, or if that’s what they’re telling you
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I’m just curious if that’s what you told the cake decorator, or if that’s what they’re telling you
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Congratulations. Being a Chief Scientist of anything doesn’t just fall into your lap.
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+1 not a cat photo
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iPhone: do you want to enable location services with this app RudyG: sure Feds: gotcha
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I love the myth of the self-made man. Look at me, I invented language, law, government and human rights. I wasn’t even raised by wolves, I conceived myself and was raised by my own two hands.
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Male otters: I’ll eat anything Female otters: Oysters on the half-shell only please
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I am reminded again that there are three classes of service on American Airlines; economy, economy+ (aka business) and economy++(first). On most non-US airlines they understand that the higher classes of fare are for people who are paying to not deal with the pain of traveling. Not AA, UA, or Delta
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Could gave backed all of that up on a $2000 qnap or synology
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Admit it, you’re just going to the woods to mess with Sasquatch spotters
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Didn’t say nothing about silvered non-magical ones being out of stock
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So dated, not married and paying forever alimony
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IRL: Spend one forever stamp and send a letter to Google and Microsoft for all their data.
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I’m pretty sure that’s part of the account verification process on eBay.
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What’s the conflict if it’s in both their interests. Oh, you meant with being impartial and not profiting from public office. Got it, my bad.
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Hanging a flag upside down fits at least three of the early signs of Alzheimer’s www.alz.org/alzheimers-d...
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I’m on a one month trip to India. One thing I love in my room is the towel art.
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Air pollution in India is a tragedy. Hundreds of millions are impacted.
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Kids : Free For everything else there’s Mastercard
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www.theonion.com/kitten-think...
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He won the Republican vote. Do any other votes count?
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Movies: antagonists TV: antagonists Music: drummers
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Wait, you drove a truck off-road??? But it’s just a commuter car for people whose glory days are behind them. Also the mud with cover the precious mocking bumper sticker on the back
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After realizing junk was the core of all crafting materials every building I could enter was a guarantee I would come out like and overloaded hoarder.
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Who said anything about intravenous
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They don’t keep it, they sell it at auction; duh!
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Two for practice, one you intended to do from the beginning
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I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, I really love to watch them roll… Day and night this roundabout abutting the Shangri-la and Le Meridien in Dehli always has activity
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“Moving on from the tomato based sloppy joe, this next one is made from raw sheep’s blood”
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Maybe it’s time to find the neighborhood kid feeding them Viagra
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Red? Check! Steak? FAIL!!!
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That’s a steal. It will go perfectly on the leisure deck of the starship I just bought. Hopefully I can get them both delivered at the same time.
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Those would be perfect with heelie wheels so you look like you’re just sliding along
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I live on a street with three of them. When I walk my lab it feels like being greeted by three friendly giant swiffers.
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But will it make them look less like a dystopian future vehicle? Or just let an egg slide off easily after cooking on the hood in Arizona?
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Apparently it does if you want braking and airbags. Guess the update didn’t finish downloading them.
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Those shows aren’t new. Technically survivor is a generation on its own.
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As in Great Gatsby gets judges letting people off because of ‘afluenza’
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Operation Feeding Freedom This week’s adventures: - Entenmann’s Donuts (pass) - Spaghetti-O’s (fail) - Hamburger Helper (fail) - Garden Salad with Italian Dressing (will be at all future operations)
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That’s part way to modernist cooking per Nathan Myhrvold.
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Operation Feeding Freedom My son has been on a drive to experience as much 1980s latchkey Americana as possible. We have dubbed this experiment Operation Feeding Freedom. Done list: - big mac - kraft mac and cheese Tonight: - kraft singles and wonder bread grilled cheese - campbell’s tomato soup
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