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Joseph McCallum-Nattrass

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British/Australian Cyber Security Analyst


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The majority of the population are shit at DDR.

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Start with Dark Souls 1 or the Demon Souls remake and don't use a shield. It hampers your damage and you get much better defence timing your rolls as they make you invulnerable for a few frames. Beating Ornstein and Smaug made it click for me. And stay away from Sekiro...

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The most frustrating thing about how broken Britain is that we're going to have to cosy up to a fascist government because Brandon refuses to step down, Starmer is a melt and we can't make our own way anymore. JUST BUILD MORE HOUSES AND TAX THE RICH. IT SOLVES LIKE 25% OF THE PROBLEMS.

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It just eventually clicks. There is no right way to play Souls games, but there are wrong ways. Dodge and punish is the way to play.

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I couldn't do it. I just couldn't vote for Keir Starmer and his ghouls. Went green instead. The next 5 years will be tough...

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I find each windows install gradually picks up ailments over time, to the point where no two installs match. It's the redistributables I find that cause issues when Visual C++ gets a minor update and breaks everything using specific older versions.

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I am guessing you are talking about the UK Surf Version of Wave of Mutilation (it was recorded in the the UK and slowed down to emulate 60s surf music). It was a B side to Here Comes Your Man. I own an original pressing of it.

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The only good thing there is thanks to AI is a 24/7 Trump v Dark Brandon debate which takes questions from the audience. Joe falls asleep, Trump is Trump. It is majestic.

www.twitch.tv/trumporbiden...

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This is a man in his 30s on the front page of twitch...

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Does your house smell of ocelot piss?

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I went to Prague zoo about 5 years ago. There was an elephant with a star tattoo, obviously ex-circus. You could visibly tell it had PTSD. At one point it repeatedly hit its head against a wall.

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House of the Rising Sun has its roots as an English folk song, with "rising sun" appearing in songs in England referring to a brothel. Likely that it was later adopted by Americans, much like how Amazing Grace was written by a slaver and was given a new tune. The Animals are also British.

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It's not bad. Usability is a bell curve, the average user will struggle while the nerds can use it to its full extent, and boomers wouldn't even notice, they just need to open a browser. Your average PC g*mer wouldn't be able to use it.

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>Spend the last 2 weeks pandering to the grey vote >Agree with other parties to not campaign on D-Day >Campaign on D-Day >Lose grey vote Excellent gambit, Rishi...

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You are letting him get off light.

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Been running the gauntlet of dream meanings. Been having dreams of my teeth falling out, just had an intruder nightmare.

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Just commit more crimes in a way which you spend less on defense lawyers.1 bank heist Vs 20 bank heist is all in the same lawsuit.

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I switched back because I tried to play Yakuza 0, the redist dependencies were a mess. Switched to Mint and it works through Proton first time. Common issues: - Using a non-US keyboard was a pain, they have different configs for the login screen. - Multi monitors are a pain on non-free drivers.

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It's all bullshit too. You can disable CPU checks in the installer. I had to use it when my mobo auto overclocked my CPU and it broke the CPU check when I needed at fresh OS temporarily.

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The advantages of easy origami are two fold.

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Carl also got kippers thrown at him, in an action known as "Ukippering"

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"I swear officer, the concrete grew in the milkshake, I did not put it in there"

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It's seasonal, and looking at the data it appears COVID deaths may be being recorded as pneumonia, which is often added onto flu deaths. That data would offer more of an insight.

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I once went to a wine tasting event at Olympia as a friend got loads of free tickets. Free wine all day. Afterwards, we were trollied on the tube to Soho which terminated at Cockfosters and could not stop laughing each time they announced it.

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Meant to add it is likely the case across the world.

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The UK has shut down their tracker. I doubt this data is accurate.

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Archer ass drug

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ACAB, Detective Pikachu gets the wall.

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Reminder that nothing ever happens.

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"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is a great malapropism.

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You're just being contrarian. Obviously it is an approximation. Most figures are impossible to manufacture. There will always be tolerances. Let's say you produce two planks of wood, 2m and root 2m. Both are (+-0.1%) from their desired value. You wouldn't say the 2m plank wasn't 2m.

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This is only a thing for rail termini. Most stations tell you well in advance.

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It was a good meme until he who shall remain unnamed from the other place discovered it.

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He is quoted as saying""Ona ttsday, twickkerman oh theeey united states ooway theeeey mono who play enday, I am happy a day a way who happy it gone away, make me cry"

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Just tried to sell something on Facebook marketplace, immediately scammed. Didn't fall for it, when they asked me for payment for something I own, from a Gmail address, I told them to go fuck themselves. Retvrn to eBay.

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Tried to play XDefiant on PC, keeps crashing and booting me out to Ubisoft's crap launcher where is gives me an ad. And that is the story of how I stopped playing Ubisoft games.

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Bluesky now have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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People who own the Skyrim Anniversary Edition DLC have been unable to access their content as the Creation Club has been undergoing maintenance for 4 days. Classic Todd Howard hussle.

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Artist fields are where you are going to get the most scrutiny. Most nepo actors are good actors. It is normal to want to follow in your parents footsteps. Their parents know how to essentially let them skip the first years of the job, but ultimately the art does not suffer as a result.

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Password history is set to 24 by default now I think. And minimum password ages means you are changing it for 24 days. Just create a new password, add Q42023 on the end and purposely leak it to have your account constantly breached over years in order to make a case for non-expiring passwords.

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My everyday essentials ❤️

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