Joey P

Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

I mean, that is the first quest that guy gives you

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Incredible subtext from Pelosi of all people, lmao

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:38 UTC

your brand is strong

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Only Geriatric Millennial Things

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

I don't give two shits about "empathy" so long as her boss is having the shit kicked out of me and she's doing nothing about it

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

*pours toxic gas into the atmosphere* climtae change can be solved by personal choices such as eating rocks and putting toothpaste on pizza

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

Capitalism can incorporate literally anything into itself

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Biden is more of a Golum type, several hundred years old, mumbling incoherently, endlessly forgives his drug addict son but won't help him in any way

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

the reason child mortality was so high in the past is because we didn't have gatorade

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

It's horrible the way Dracula is eating all those people, but you gotta vote for him because Worse Dracula will eat those people worse, but don't you dare say Dracula, who you should vote for, is my guy

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

This might not be the best tact to take to promote your guy

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

I haven't even seen (scare quotes) MAGA Communists (/scare quotes) in a dog's age

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

love to give literal nazis my judaism award

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

If you're drunk in line keep drinking

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

damn, you guys should start a labor party

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

I wish it paid like at all

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

i don't known if trying to appeal to @swordsjew.bsky.social is a winning strategy for a UK politician

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

sedning a judge a petition while im being loaded into a helicopter

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

The thing that gets me is I figured he did an anti-Asian racism, but no, he also ate a dog too

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

not like he did anything while he was president, why would he start now

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

that's one of the reasons i like trains

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

those fucking lying bitches

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

1. Sexual assault, bribery, general corruption, ineptly trying to turn executive power into a hammer to crush democracy 2. Sexual assault, antivax crankery 3. Sexual assault, aiding a genocide, building the mass incarceration system Correct

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Maybe it's hard for you

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

My guy will wield power like I want and the current guy will be too chicken shit to do anything about it

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

that will really own him

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

This is who they need to dump Biden for

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

He does to stop the Supreme Court injustices from declaring his crimes illegal and Trump's crimes legal, though.

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Whatever crime is necessary, it turns out

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

This will make it even funnier when he does step down at the worst possible and stupidest possible moment

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

this reads like a fucking onion article

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

waht greek letters haven't they used yet

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

One of the paraglider guys from Furiosa?

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

The Onion making these jokes is what got us in this mess in the first place

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

It's the stupidest and worst suggestion I've seen so I expect it will be what actually happens, and Kamala will die of black lung in June 2025

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

Damn, it was that bad?

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

This would be both easier to do and build a more fun game

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

I would vote for this

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

damn, I didn't know FDR started off as a wrestler

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Blood in the water. It's afraid.

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

finally a lesser evil

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

I am enjoying watching liberals cry and whine and ineptly try to defend Biden. You made your bed, enjoy it fellas

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Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

When you spend years and years telling someone their pants are unbuttoned and if they move their hips wrong their pants will fall down, and they cry and whine and try and fail to bully you and finally they move their hips wrong and their pants fall down. I'm enjoying the show.

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