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John Linen
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When it rains, it's a fucking hurricane.
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Don't look at me. I'm irrelevant.
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John Linen
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When it rains, it's a fucking hurricane.
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John Linen
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Mine is currently doing her weird thing of nudging my phone or tablet.
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John Linen
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MeOUT! MeIN! MeOUT! MeIN!
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John Linen
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But no relation to the film American Me.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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There are too many people in IKEA tonight. I can't get any momentum to finish my steps in a timely matter.
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John Linen
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Maybe there should be a daily feed of Biden playing Wordle and Connections.
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John Linen
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Eh, I'm sorry a lot, so it's no biggie.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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Sorry for all of it.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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Jethro Q. Walrustitty, Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday...
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John Linen
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I put green olives and anchovies on my pizza slices before heating it up and it's one of the few good decisions I've made lately.
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John Linen
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I read it with Robert Stack's voice in my head.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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This is a stretch, but... Tyramineasaurus Rex.
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John Linen
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As a pun fan, I would love to come up with many dinosaur/cheese puns, but I am very tired. Please, fellow BlueSky users, take up the torch which I throw from my failing hands.
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John Linen
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...Do you know where your children are?
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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She's a lynx point Siamese mix, so... pretty much.
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John Linen
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Ayup.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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"Karloff? Sidekick?"
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John Linen
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I'm high and when I read this post, I heard the first sentence to the tune of "Son of a Preacher Man."
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John Linen
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Hey, _I'm_ glad you said it.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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I'm very sorry.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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Former closed captioned here: Clients sometimes demand we remove lyrics from CC or SDH streams, including concert programs.
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John Linen
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While the debate was on, I was hanging with a college friend who was on a layover at LAX. We had a good time, but apparently we had an amazing time compared to watching the debate.
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John Linen
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I would like an eggplant parmigiana sub to appear right next to me. You hear me, Universe?
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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Now experience Bisquearro Superman!
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John Linen
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Hey, BSky, how does one see all quote posts together? All I see is a list of who reposted or quote posted.
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John Linen
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A classic clawfoot or one with some customized claws like dragon feet?
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John Linen
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My cat: "Wait, the litter is supposed to get cleaned? Uh, can we talk about this?"
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Q. Anthony Ali
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I don’t even like generative AI as a concept, but this app’s leadership team does, so it puzzles me why alt text for images isn’t just drafted automatically for users to view and edit before posting.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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So it'll be... the Merdeiterranean?
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John Linen
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I just called someone "the Carrie Nation of spicy food" and I am inordinately proud of myself.
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John Linen
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Achoo.
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John Linen
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First one parked at a hospital. Second one parked on the street in North Hollywood. Don't think I've seen any in action, however.
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John Linen
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Getting old means your knees keep popping like your joints are filled with bubble wrap.
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John Linen
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I'd give you mine but I have very little.
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John Linen
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Until the bots start adding fake typos to fool us.
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John Linen
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That looks like the stone money they have on Yap.
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John Linen
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I'll allow it.
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John Linen
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Any garden on that stretch would be choked to death by exhaust fumes.
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John Linen
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It wasn't particularly popular with locals, but...
www.moma.org/audio/playli...
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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No, first I tell everyone, "Stop! Hammer time."
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David Marshall
@illdave.bsky.social
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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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I misread the name as Bob Ross and was briefly impressed. [Carrie Henn voice] Briefly.
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Jeff Stormer
@jeffstormer.bsky.social
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"Yeah I guess you could say I'm a... member of the second oldest profession" -- Guy about to sell you some really bad copper ingots
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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When Batman still punched the Joker.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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The one where the camera slowly pulls out to reveal Gunther holding a Central Perk snowglobe.
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John Linen
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Yeah, I see it.
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John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
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One silver lining to having a parent with dementia: you can be late with birthday/holiday cards and they don't notice.
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John Linen
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Alas. A Lack.
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John Linen
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While everyone's lost, the battle is won With all these things that I've done
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