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Eateth Pilaf
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“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.” -Anatole France
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I've talked to enough people to know we have doors in our heads
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We call that 'the proprietary paw'
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Re-reading Watchmen after more than two decades, and I had forgotten just how clearly Alan Moore shows the reader that Rorschach is a scumbag from page one
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I mean, they are called reporters and not questioners
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Perfect
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Y'see, Biden is like Yoda, who utterly failed to save the Republic from a sinister force looking to destroy it, this is a smart political analogy
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Who is Trump's Salacious B. Crumb?
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Skin tag! (I'm it)
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Jana H-S (they/she)
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terrified, he breaks character. he is no longer the famous clown pagliacci. he is a man. a body concerned for the well-being of another body. the elderly man smiles softly in his arms, fading. almost translucent. the clown shouts for a doctor. the audience laughs. the man in his arms laughs rimshot
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Those jerks complaining about my crowdsurfing refuse to acknowledge that I waxed my board
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I trained a very very small language model, as small as it could get, and accidentally invented Wittgenstein
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Swallowing my pride and choking on the rinds, of which I have many and varied
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Eateth Pilaf
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Fargo Season 5 is in the Home Alone Extended Universe
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I'm fairly certain that Mike Mictlan is a Markov Chain Generator in human form
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The Matriculated Brick
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one of the funniest things about ADHD continues to be drink hot cup of coffee --> pass the fuck out
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Eateth Pilaf
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Do kids these days know about the ghost in Three Men and a Baby?
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Watching 1998's Urban Legend and they have a scene 15 minutes in where Robert Englund plays a college professor who explains what an urban legend is
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Eateth Pilaf
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I miss The Human Beat Box. Sometimes in the still of the night I will do a little pt-pt-pt-pt-ptoow, uh huh uh huh uh huh uh in his honor
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Dick so big it contains macroplastics
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Tennessee would be much better served displaying The Satanic Temple's Seven Tenets
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Yes it's about man's hubris, it's about technology's limitations, it's about making too many assumptions, but what Jurassic Park really boils down to is: Pay your fucking employees a fair wage
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Yo Gaba Gaba Pentin!
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I can see an argument for all three
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Eateth Pilaf
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Of course, the real question is corpo, nomad, or street kid?
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She would not be out of place in Cyberpunk 2077
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Eateth Pilaf
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Thinking about making my vibe Pat Benatar in the "Invincible" video
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sometimes love is like that, you have no idea what it's about, but it excites you in a way other things don't
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Eateth Pilaf
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one time when I was living in NYC I heard a faint melody on the air -- it was Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out -- a street market band was playing -- and I realized -- I love the song and have no idea what it's about
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One cannot be neutral on "In the Air Tonight"
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I believe that people are either united behind their love for Phil Collins, or united behind their hatred of Phil Collins
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"After my snake charm her, she get wet, then I'm rolling paper, that's swami, tsunami, and origami..."
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Royce da 5'9" is the dad-joker of freestylers
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Eateth Pilaf
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Royce da 5'9" is the Dennis Miller of freestylers
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sarah zedig
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this isn't about nostalgia or superiority or whatever. i know we can't go back. mostly i just feel bad for gen z. everything turned into a casino in the last ten years. nothing works, nothing's fun, nothing belongs to us, and it all costs more than ever. y'all got fucking screwed, man. i'm sorry
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The Revolution will be behind a paywall
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What they neglect to mention when they say, "That gum you like is going to come back in style" is that your tastes will have changed by then
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[To the tune of "Take the skinheads bowling"]
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The ravenous tornadoes fueled by the maelstrom overhead retreat. I am left choking for air, my eyes clouded by drops of sweat and blood. Sunshine breaks through the cloud cover and illuminates a babe in swaddling clothes atop a marble pillar. It is done. I have explained the gap in my resume.
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tradwoods gnomecore
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[t-shirt text] I'd rather be a tiny guy dressed in a waistcoat living in a hollowed-out tree drinking mead from an acorn, subsisting on pickled beets, goat cheese, honey, and figs, and riding a barn owl to work at a woodland startup focusing on sustainability [/t-shirt text]
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Eateth Pilaf
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saw a dead bug in my cat's water bowl, and she loves eating bugs, but she must've looked at this one and thought, "psh, it died of natural causes"
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I feel like I could be back, back again
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*villain clapping after I just bested his henchmen in a hot dog eating contest*
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babies' expectations are too high
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Someone contends that one cut was across both legs, so it counts as two. I'm not buying it
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I feel like my name could be a killing word
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