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Your five year olds got shorter for chrissake.
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Your five year olds got shorter for chrissake.
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I mean, it is great and Renee Russo slaps.
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Yeah my aggressive fund is defo exposed to MS and Google. I am still 20 years from retirement so I guess I will stick with it but if I was less than five years away I would be thinking about going conservative ..I guess. No Finance Bro here.
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Imagine if you will, that we still had a DSIR instead of the duplication and atomisation of the CRIs. Not that CSIRO hasn't struggled the last few decades. But they still had an awesome science museum!
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Shuffling along the side of the house because the front door opens to the remain road through the village.
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Bad convenience store felafel at the start of my one hour drive home. I emailed the company CEO, got an "I will look into it", but he never sent the vouchers he promised. Dick.
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That feeling when you are thirty seconds from passing the public loo, which is only two minutes from your house...and it's Just. Too. Late.
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Stumbling through the backdoor, pants akimbo, yelling at my partner to look away...because it wasn't enough.
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Jeremiah...Cassandra...A prophet has no honour...just how these silly monkeys roll.
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I mean, the Asian Financial Crisis took out my partner's families upper middle class real estate- backed existence. And the GFC destroyed the value of my first home...so...
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Is everyone ready for the inevitable AI bust to take out their kiwisaver/pension fund du jour?
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Lock up your kittens.
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So hungry rn
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National: Leans on civil society and community volunteers for core activities like policy formation and fauna conservation to save costs and promote "ownership". National: No, not like that!
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There's no such thing as (civil) society.
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Lovely. You're a good'un.
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Ummm he looks like a racist Irish caricature. Did they...did they think this would help??
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Headline in the advocate today uses the anti-speed reduction councillors framing so it's obviously game-on against Moko Tepania.
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A government so incredibly bad their five year olds got shorter.
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Oof that turnout.
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Would love the two vaguely serious northern Councils to take note of this and for the sake of their communities, not just bend over backwards to comply with central govt. I mean, Kaipara is write-off but Far North and Whangarei DCs should take note.
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So, the late 90s Auckland apartment boom redux
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Da.
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They are going to find such an intractable mess, beyond everything everyone already knows about, and they are going to barely fix anything in five years, then they will be out again as the big win made them complacent. Also war/disease/Unreliable Atlantic ally. Cf NZ Labour Govt, 2017-2023
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Drill my boards slowly, but bend my arc with haste.
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Won't forget it was allowing the selling of Izzard Irwin offshore, and buggering the Post Office and Railways that did for that town.
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So gross. Tim Molloy was our Dr until the practice expanded. He seemed like an old man then but he was probably thirty when I first went to him at the old clinic on the other side of the highway from where it is now. Lolsob.
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Taxidermy afficianado.
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Headhunters and Methmm.or was it Highway 69? Anyway it was a fuggy bunghole 91-95. Great doctors and wontons at the Chinese though. Big sweet buns at the bakery. That's it, the only reason God didn't Sodom and Gomorrah it.
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Yeah, but it could have been Drolswelf! Who wouldn't want to live in Drolswelf? Or lordflews??
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Lee Ming Hu. 1-3 girl. Appointment viewing. Good times.
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Did we all know they made up the name from the first letter of the surnames of the first settlers? Very imaginative. -Ex Rodney College, hates Wellsford.
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Everyone knows the Jews do love Chinese *shrugs*?
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Just as well they are retrenching and lining up staff against the wall as we speak. (Little brother of a flight attendant)
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None dare call it conspiracy
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Ha I am probably remembering two stays there, San Antonio and then Houston. Trying to make Texas waffles but I mess up and get Hawaii instead.
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This is hotel waffle machine in the shape of the state erasure.
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 18/20
#booksky #HistBookChat
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Formerly malaria-infested swamp does what?
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Bring on the heritage art! Mt Rex railyard next!!!
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This is stunning.
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Ireland has closed its hospitals to visitors because covid.
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Fuck him up
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Your honour, with all due respect, I wanna be adored. I wanna be ADORED! I also wanna be your dog...
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 17/20
#booksky #HistBookChat
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This is baby C-3PO
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The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just covers. 16/20
#booksky #HistBookChat
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"Prime Minister Bill English in his speech to the 2017 National Party Conference proudly announced the Government's $32 billion infrastructure programme and added the quip: "It's a good time to have shares in an orange cone company."
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Let it out, don't hold back. Hes a vacuous sack of dog shit and belly lint.
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I would imagine the last few years since some of the long-term senior staff in that office bumped up the greasy pole or left. I mean, when an old fullah has to go home, he has to go home but I feel like the old hands wouldn't have let it get to this.
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