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@stephencolbert.bsky.social Hi, I'd like to inquire as to how to schedule a meeting with Evie Colbert so that we may exchange gifts (I offer wands and weed grown from the grounds of my home ON Native land) and hopefully discuss how to better align her husband's itinerary for the betterment of all.
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Or how about both of these Grumpy Old (WHITE!) Men go soil themselves on a golf course in a prison somewhere so, idk, let's let Kamala run the show for a few months, just for sh**s and giggles ya know? What could hurt considering men have been in charge since FOREVER! Going great btw. Gold star.
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@maximumeffort.bsky.social oh and if that isn't enough, how about coming to Toronto to build a snowman sometime? But give me a heads up cause I have to ship in the decent snow, the stuff I've been finding on the streets here is trash, not like the cute Forky kind of trash, like park coke trash.
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@maximumeffort.bsky.social so maximum effort times infinity plus 69, subtract 33, my number is already public knowledge so feel free to WhatsApp me 9059221744 whenever you're ready to actually suit up. And I'm not talking some CGI suit ya dig?
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@maximumeffort.bsky.social and Peter. Most of it was because of Peter. Also, I found a third diabetes, but it's beyond any movie magic you could ever imagine, it's even crazy enough to fly us over yesterday and the cringe of Van Wilder man.
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@maximumeffort.bsky.social alright well I'm sort of on the tick tick so reconsider Mr. Reynolds, you're like owning a football team now because of a really awesome dance routine, and now you're sharing the screen with Hugh. You're welcome btw, /I/ can say with little humility it happened cause of me
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@stoatallynate.bsky.social ok so just to clarify, this is NOT the actual Elon Musk? See because him and I have to have words because him and Drumpf somehow weren't on Verna's list so I've got questions.
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@tomwellingpakistan.bsky.social was him 🤣🤣🤣
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@tomwellingpakistan.bsky.social he also doesn't act anymore, but I figured out how to keep him employed for life. Does he like the show The Boys? It films in my city and I know people who work on the crew. Hell, I helped with the set design for IT Chpt 2. I was feet from Stephen King. Didn't know it
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@tomwellingpakistan.bsky.social Mr. Welling, you played NOT Superman in the Superman adaptation with the best Lex hands down, low bar, but also, I've tried donating to Rosenbaum's podcast, I straight up offered to fund the whole thing, if he'd just listen about the chairs I won at auction from Usher
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@jamesgunn.bsky.social ow I'd still be interested in discussing that thing I confided in him ALL the way back when the Witch of November came whistling early.
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@jamesgunn.bsky.social hey James Gunn, I dgaf about your NDCU, your brother is the one who acted like a trash panda (which how did Star Prince know they were called that?!) and hung out with Lorelei Gilmo(u)re, but I don't want to bother him, so do me a favour and get ahold of Rosenbaum. Let him kn
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Idiot. But just imagine if I'm right. The PR nightmare would be if someone like Mike Flanagan talking all this anti-addiction stuff, when one of his inner circle was dealing with their own internal problems and no one had done anything. On set it wasn't my place, but now I just want to know he's ok.
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Ok, bringing out the dip shits. Cool. I'm right here. Hey do me a favour cause I'm sick of having a nonresponse on the matter, and having seen the dude on the set of Girl in the Bunker, check in on Henry please. If he was just deep in the role, cool! If that's the case, /I/ am fine looking like an
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So do more about it Mike.
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Oh has it Mike? Well why not raise it from its depths of toxicity Michael. Tell ya what, you help me raise this platform from whatever toxic level you're talking about, and I'll raise 29 dead man's bodies. Fair trade?
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@flanaganfilm.bsky.social bodies back from the depths of Hell, just on principle alone/... Also, I'm not happy with you Mike. You and I should be having this conversation in some kind of Usher House style fancy dinner. I tried to tell Michael back in November, but he wouldn't even mention it to Kate
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@flanaganfilm.bsky.social still. Because it's too damned cold for them to decompose. So here's my thought, I might have to run for the next Minister of Prime in Canada, and one of my running things will be; /hey if a bunch of rich douchebags wanna go see the Titanic, cool, I'll find getting those
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@flanaganfilm.bsky.social hey Mike sorry to bug ya, but the thousands of dollars I've donated to you still hasn't got your attention, nor has it got me my chairs from the Great House of Usher which I won by right at auction! So here's the deal, at the bottom of Lake Superior, there are 29 bodies
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social oH! No hesitation on Joey's part! She's just got to go to work and Josh is gonna tell him she asked. No notes. ✨🤟🌈🌹🔥
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lay myself at the feet of any woman who stands to judge me.
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And if she's available Ms. Matlin please and thank you. P.S. I get this probably all reads like a High School girl, well *shrugs* if all the men in the world needed the man with the child in his eyes, maybe all the women just need a little girl to do the writing for a bit. You don't believe me, I
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social the ACTUAL Amazon now? Right? I did the math. Ouch my head. Sorry, back to Bad Moon Rising.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social their like movie studio that films The Boys, except they never actually got me to sign any NDA so 🤣🤣🤣. Anyways, I get what it means to work for a disgusting, essentially just call him for what he is, a literal Superman villain, but *shrugs* Amazon owns more than like
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social 🤣🤣🤣"Why hadn't the President told her yet?" ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ "What do you want from me?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh and to hell with big tobacco, we can have cigarettes cause it's cool to smoke and whatever, but enough of the rat poison and stuff yeah? It's ok, /I/ am on the pay roll of Amazon through
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social I think she's new to this whole social media crap also. This stuff sucks man.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social why is no one telling Donna that it's cool space junk is hurtling its way toward us at a devastating velocity? OH! even if you don't take the gig Bradley, can you get a hold of Dr. Bartlet (if she's cool with me calling her Stockard, I've always been team Rizzo, cool),
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social real talk, between you and me Bradley, she was the older sister I never had, and I needed one. In my defense I only hid my ignorance /after/ the first few times that I didn't, but it hurts when you don't hide your ignorance eh.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social she'll either know exactly what you mean, or it'll slowly come back to her like one long acid trip. I just hope she's ok.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social and to hell with it, big swing on this one, ya either think I'm an insane person or hopefully you believe me when I just dared once to be something more than trailer park trash. Could you get a message to Stevie Nicks? Just let her know the Dark Angel is ok.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social people. Not like that.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social that. Just I can't necessarily fix America right now. But I know how to legally rig the Canadian election so if you wanna be the face for that until we can find a woman. Let me know the Emotional Stuntman rates and we'll talk. Have your people contact... Me. I don't have
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social So get Ms. Janney, Mr. Sheen, definitely Mr. Sterling K Brown because damned if he wasn't the right choice and while your country is comfortable cosplaying as Handmade's Tail... Which you're in I've heard. And you play a creep so I don't want to watch. Sorry. But ignore
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social streets of Toronto is absolute garbage. So that's the deal. Oh and please get a hold of Ms. Janney, don't tell her, but I have a gift flamingo I've been trying to get to her, but I honestly can't get anyone working in wardrobe who has the balls to actually give it to her
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social now if you'd like to be my emotional stuntman for my candidacy as the next Minister of Prime of these (not so united) Provinces, please step up, take your prize good sir. All I ask is that I get my share of decent cocaine when it becomes available cause the trash on the
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social so this is like that except it's real life so real talk Bradley, I don't give AF how many times you would have voted for Obama, he didn't do enough near the end, to hell with him too. /I/ have watched Get Out over 7 times now, so game recognize game motherf'er.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social ok so I got a like or something, in the social media world that's called traction. You know what this is right now, remember when Josh got on the online forums and Donna kept telling him to just leave it alone, and IDK go do important RUNNING THE COUNTRY things Josh!
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social hahahaha you're following Jon Cryer? I don't know anything about this social media b.s., but I know enough to know that's awesome. He played a dope Lex. Low bar if you don't include Rosenbaum, but he's got the crown by miles so it wouldn't be fair otherwise.
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@bradleywhitford.bsky.social Holy F that's your photo dude! Ok, here goes nothing, I need to hire an Emotional Stuntman, but I'm looking TWW Seasons 1-4, and that's a hard line. I'm sorry, in what MAN-written Universe does Donnatella Moss end up with Josh F'N Lyman?! Sorry, she's Canadian eh?
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Oh and hey I was reminded to do an evening with Kevin and I got thinking. Give my best to Mr. Willis please.
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Know if he was just really into the role or if the actor straight up has some substance stuff going on, which... If so, the hypocrisy of it! I've donated thousands to Mike Flanagan's blah blah blah addiction! And no one could do a drive by to check on Eli?
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It's been too fucking difficult with /my connections/ to get the word out, on some basic human decency things that if /I/ am wrong, then /I/ look like a real rucking fool, but I'll own that, but if I'm right? Ok, so just please check in on Eli's drinking problem..cause he got ET home, but I don't
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our face? I wouldn't think that would be important, and yet given what my experience with film contracts has shown, it can actually mean ALL the difference, also FUCK NDAs at this point!
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Hold on... That was the ending to T2?! And we were all somehow surprised at what we got with T3? Oh we apparently what we deserved cause NONE of that end climax scene had to happen. Hey Mr. Schwarzenegger, so (ironically enough) Salvation is the one you weren't in at all, and they just messed with y
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No fuck this self termination b.s. you don't leave the fucking kid! After none of this had to fucking to happen! You all should just be having coco! You don't need to self terminate. Just fucking be better.
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Wait, you're still alive. Sweet! I thought you died at the end of this.
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Yeah, it can burn bitch! Try to hide behind Mommy like that, you evil fuck!
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Oh damn! Robert Patrick was Linda Hamilton, that's a low blow.
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Yeah such B.S. they should all be at home having drinks or something. But James Cameron's scriptwriter had to get all Michael Bay with this climax here.
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Oh shit you're gonna kill yourself aren't you? It's too hot. So you'll take it with you. That sucks man. Shouldn't have to be like that.
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