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DM used to mean dungeon master@joshhull.bsky.social |
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The fact that autocorrect changes I to ai proves we have some time left before the robot takeover. Oh, wait…
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Grateful that as an able significant human (TM) I can remedy the damage from Beryl both on our land and that of our neighbors. Abbott and Patrick, as insignificant humans (TM) have categorically blocked federal aid for those without power, food, or potable water. I have no energy left to hate.
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Pregnancy is incum tax
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We put significant effort into our two-like skeets, Janet.
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AI, but it’s just trillions of dollars invested to make the individual human worthwhile
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Oldin
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Fair. British love is only horrifying if consummated
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Sin city is just short for synchronicity
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Our mouser has a brain injury from her latest bout with the alpha raccoon at the back of our property. He’s easily 5 times her size. Now she just plays with the mice but doesn’t eliminate them. Instead, she’s murdered squirrels and birds on a two or more a day pace. Saving on cat food, but still.
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Paperback Paradise
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Book
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Standing on the street corner defending Cathode Ray Tubes but getting yelled at by inbreds regardless
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Suddenly you are subscribed to the New York Grimes, but it’s just a glam rag dedicated to justifying Elon being himself. Oh, wait
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These same people would be devout if the priest just farted in their mouths instead of the wafer
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It’s only 69 if Dad reciprocates
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No reply of merit, just extremely happy to be equally annoying. “My people!”, they exclaim, as they flick their toenail clippings into the fondue
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Bluesky surviving going publicly available and persisting is me in the lounger clapping for the quartet as the Titanic sinks. “Fuck yeah, Girl! Play that shit!”
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Imagine just how wonderful the world would be if you were the least intelligent and wise person on the entire planet. cook and eat your neighbor
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Bluesky is absolute zingers for a single like and then we are orgasmic. Two likes? Fuck off, this isn’t your vibe.
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As soon as I find my suspenders, it’s over for you britches
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All these people squawking about the hurricane like they’re Beryl Crow
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Rabbit, snake, and gator this morning.
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If you feel represented by either candidate, you are the problem.
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I can tell when you are sober because you only post once and then put your phone away
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My cookie had no fortune
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So endearing that my youngest girl is afraid of wasps when she won’t have breathable air before she turns 18
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Going to outlive my password iterations
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It’s the end of times. I really appreciate that you are documenting it.
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No one here can dunk, or pirouette, or emancipate. Settle down.
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There is no North Texas. It’s Bespokelahoma for as far as the sty can be
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Donate to blue once and spend the next 8 years sending STOP to texts. Imagine if we actually had representation.
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Life is too hard for us common folk
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Imagine no discord and being loved. Lol, you are in the five billion
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The bottom of every pool smells like fresh strawberries
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Imagine the ignorance needed to think the future is anything but bleak AF. What I wouldn’t give for a frontal lobotomy, and a bottle in front of me.
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Grate, me, grate me, shred me to queso
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Myfartisan
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Imagine the discord if it meant “Not Safe For Woke”
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Would you rather be politically correct or save democracy?
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Enjoy sitting down while still pissing on your feet. Peen!
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Anyone born after 2008 should be nihilistic AF. Fight me
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We’ve asked them both to step down, but they both fell trying
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Please continue rallying against the end of our democracy from your air conditioned couch.
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You are an artisan, no question. I’m dealing with many who are not.
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Can’t lift your weight yet bitch about your wait for a Lyft
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I brought both hacky sacks in case the limber kids don’t show up
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If you had to do manual labor today, and into perpetuity, we are all fuct. That being said, how are your unanswered emails doing?
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Can those of us who fully recognize this version of the simulation fucking sucks please be present post reset? We promise we will be exactly the same but momentarily older.
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Deep breath. This motherfucker isn’t worth it.
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Lentil, but it’s just a period piece starring Barbra Streisand. Oh, shit. What’s in these beans?
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Nah, house odds of return. You’re good.
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A Bluesky starter pack is navel gazing, as anyone on Bluesky has no friends to invite that are not already on the platform
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