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Jim Parisi

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But no doubt described as a Lab mix on the adoption site.

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Change the pronouns and this quote applies equally to the writer of this op ed.

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I need a trigger warning if you are going to inject Tom Nichols in my feed.

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“Please hold your bribes until all the contracts have been awarded.”

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He Folkenfliked around and found out.

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Not sure which one to believe, the legal reporter or an account named Bean Dip. Decisions, decisions.

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Redmayne would go all method actor on Hakeem’s post-up game and just school you.

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Frozen.

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Love the use of the police term for her as if it were legit. Keep on Timesing, New York Times.

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Be thankful Lisa Fithian was advising them if the goal was to keep the protests nonviolent. And since NYPD broke windows in and did not meet any resistance, I'd say it worked. But continue to use the "outside agitators" scare quotes to parrot the virtuous NYPD and their exemplary mayor.

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My kid got suspended and threatened with eviction, and had private investigators show up at their door, for being at a meeting last month.

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“My old buddy Pork Pie got me hooked on the lady pills on a trip back to Scranton last spring. Best decision I ever made.”

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It’s really scary when they wheel the syringe into the room on a cart and it takes two people to lift it so a third can administer the shot, but it beats getting the shingles.

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Too bad, but just making sure I wasn't missing something or that something wasn't broken in my email.

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Is there supposed to be a comments link in the email, or does that now require going to home page? I don’t see one but was easy enough to use the url to get there.

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Jesus, that was agonizing, and all I did was read about it. Truly sorry you are going through this.

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If you substitute “pantheon” for the percentiles it could also be tweet from, or also a parody of, Bill Simmons.

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Eh, it might have been unfair. But it was too good to pass up.

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I too hope to one day reach the level of sophisticated fandom that will allow me to say, “Shohei Otani? Meh.”

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He was so far over the line, I thought the flag was for the Bills having 12 men on the field.

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I know how you feel. I’ll never get back my 50.

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It's also a grammatical nightmare. They obviously didn't care enough to proofread it. I hope that was intentional.

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Does anyone know of a service a la Lacuna, Inc. that will eternally sunshine the memory of Kissinger out of my spotless mind?

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See also crime and just about every other issue.

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I’ve read two of your books and liked them both, but this is the most useful bit of information I’ve gotten from you. I’m a new man.

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"5 minute read" seems very judgy. Am I a rube if it takes me six minutes?

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I feel that disliking parades is right up there with my inability to dunk at the top of the list of ways I have not reaped the true benefits of being a tall human.

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One out of three ain't bad.

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