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Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Jon Tester dummy thicc

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

I felt like I was going insane for DAYS when not one article in the papers of record lead with this. Absolute malpractice.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

always do the opposite of whatever McKinsey says to do.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

According to Marco Rubio a “black job” is a low paying job

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

shut the fuck up maureen

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:04 UTC

That’s the founder of Oakley’s house.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

they’re going to vote against him anyway because he’s a democrat so might as well pick the best candidate and not the best candidate who can supposedly win a swing voter (there are no swing voters)

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

I’m really enjoying the hairline recession between the headshots in the first image and the last image. god hates that man and it shows.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

or if, you know, the debate moderators could manage a follow up

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

you wouldn’t know it from the press coverage

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

THANK YOU I have been going insane since Thursday

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Why don’t you ask Trump what he meant by “black jobs” instead of this nonsense. Or what he meant when he said Putin told him his dream was to invade Ukraine. Or maybe instead your editor can hack the phones of dead children again.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

I think the lack of a studio audience was what threw him off. From the moment he walked in off the wing and said hello to the non-existent crowd I knew he was cooked

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

weird that he was so much more energetic and poised during his post debate rally at like 11:30 last night, then

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

my man feeds off an audience and I think not having a studio audience last night was a fatal self own

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

why is no one talking about trump saying “black jobs” and then when rubio was asked what “black jobs” meant after the debate he said “low paying jobs”. this is an open layup.

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

or just allow cameras into the court, it’s so ridiculous that momentous decisions about the functioning of our government are essentially obscured and necessarily filtered through a press corps which has been shown repeatedly to be chummy with the worst actors on this court

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

Hydrogen fuel is a technology which is perpetually a few years away, and gullible reporters lap it up every time

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:41 UTC

there’s a Walgreens (dirty, stained ceiling tiles, lights burned out) literally around the corner from me but I go to the CVS (well maintained, clean) half a mile away

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

it’s all that Organized Retail Theft™️, right?

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

you know that thing you’re famous for being? can you like…not?

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

anyone want to guess what titles my man is buying on Amazon Prime

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

ah, I misread that, which is why I am not an accountant

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

his accountant is making $144,000 off just one client. I am in the wrong line of work

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

sorry New Yorkers, you have to sweat because kathy hochul truly believes that bridge and tunnel people are flocking to midtown diners by car

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

same!!!

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

aw cute

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

don’t you realize that he’s an older white man and therefore everyone needs to listen to him?

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

as someone currently helping a loved one through immigration I feel strongly that in order to graduate high school you need to successfully complete an I-485 package or stfu foreverrrrr

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Birginia

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

you’re doing great

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

you’re so cool and edgy

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

lol real hard man so tough

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

Didn’t they do this same thing in 2020?

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

this headline takes a turn!

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

same detectives as in the Karen Read case, IIRC

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

“putting a ‘k’ in a word where a ‘c’ would normally go is edgy and cool” —me at age literally 13

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

because they are on the same cocktail circuit

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@jpshipley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

seems like a cool guy™️ with no mental illness!

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