🔞 jrjresq @jrjr.esq

i cant write unless u invent a new type of smut called STEM SMUT where it sounds like "the penis was inserted by approximately 5 inches resulting in the anus diameter to increase by 200%"

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Niak @niak.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

You wrote Tsukihime, good to know.

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ZaidaZadkiel @zaidazadkiel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

you need to include description of the physical nerves and specific muscles being stimulated. i think stemut has an audience

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Rús, PNW Wolverine/Otter @ruswolverine.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

What are your error bars on those measurements?

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Spica LeChat @spica-lechat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Hot

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PuppyShogun @puppyshogun.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Tbh, some writers spend paragraphs trying to say "penis enters hole." Sometimes you just want penis to go in hole.

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Ferles @ferles.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

*starts to become 32.3% more aroused*

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🔞 jrjresq @jrjr.esq [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

i WILL fall for propaganda. my views and opinions are always swayed by the exact last thing i see online and its not even funny anymore 😭

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Guuberre @guuberre.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

That reminds me of my favorite math formula:

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