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Broadcast me a joyful noise COGNOSCETIS VERITATEM ET VERITAS LIBERABIT VOS Not the comic book writer/artist


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After significant script revisions, the BBC thought it best to rename the series DOWNTON ABBEY.

#NYTSpellingBee

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Ireland! Côte d'Ivoire! Woo-hoo!

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Zotero? More like Zoter-no! 😐

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I'm imagining an Edith Ann kind of arrangement.

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🎵Feet they hardly touch the ground Poopin' on the moon🎵

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🎵Some may say I'm poopin' my days away🎵

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Mark, Fore & Strike. We made Puritan look hip.

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I worked summers at a preppy clothing store on Cape Cod in the early '90s. Paul Mellon would stop in periodically to buy green slacks.

Green slacks and plaid slacks were big sellers.

Oh, look, the house, located on a private island, is available to rent:

nauticusmarina.com/our-vacation...

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Such a great voice too. Maritime Canadian might be the most pleasant of all English dialects.

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My mind went to...

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If you sing Separate Ways, be sure to play some air wall synthesizer.

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That yields: THE BREAKFAST CLUB ST. ELMO’S FIRE CLASS THE OUTSIDERS ABOUT LAST NIGHT SIXTEEN CANDLES PRETTY IN PINK OXFORD BLUES WISDOM and, yes, FRESH HORSES Participation trophies to Robert Downey, Jr., Jami Gertz, James Spader, Cusacks John and Ann, Jon Cryer, and Charlie Sheen.

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THE CANNONBALL RUN wasn’t a Rat Pack film simply because Sammy and Deano appeared in it.

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Ergo, a Brat Pack film must be a 1980s release featuring at least two cast members from either of those movies. The self-absorption of the ‘80s is critical. Any reunion of those actors now in an attempt to capture that spirit would be farce.

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Let's approach this theologically: 1. The Brat Pack--the alpha and the omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end--achieved full realization in the '80s when THE BREAKFAST CLUB & ST. ELMOS' FIRE intersected with humanity. 2. Matthew 18:20 applies: "Where two or more are gathered..."

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🎶Heat Dome
Get out of my mind...🎶

youtu.be/qJFVPxBpezk?...

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Could be some spring newborns who are beginning to fly and aren't fully potty trained yet. We have a turf backyard flanked by a row of trees with a few nests in it. Had to spray lots of droppings off the turf yesterday.

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Reminded of this gem from The Onion.

www.theonion.com/seagull-with...

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The best onion.

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Then it morphs into a motorcycle, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJRO...

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A Viking family listening to Heart's 'Barracuda' when driving their Hyundai Santa Fe. Makes perfect sense.

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My theory: Mae's whole deal is that she's jealous of Osha having a federal agency acronym for a name. Mae's embrace of the dark side won't be complete until she becomes a Sith and assumes the name Darth Fema.

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Make a movie milder Star Wars Episode 8ish: The Penultimate Jedi

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*intimidated, of course.

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We must remain united in our shared two-boater heritage!

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No justice like Maritime justice. All my Byrne ancestry is through Newfoundland. (There's even a building with our name on it St. John's!) Family names among my PEI ancestors include Sullivan, O'Halloran, Gill, McElmeel, and Mellish.

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My grandparents emigrated from Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. My enemies would be more confused than intimated if I approached them fists drawn warning, "This is about to go down Atlantic Canada style."

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Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: Watched Star Wars Holiday Special on TV.

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It's right there. Couldn't be more obvious.

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And the courtroom is SO. COLD.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cBR...

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I loved It's Your Move. The Dregs of Humanity helped me get over my fear of zombies and other undead-type characters in movies and TV. I watched the Thriller video the day it premiered and then never again in full for a couple years. Thanks, Dregs!

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Worsening hair styles?

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Could these be "back translations," like when a Chinese restaurant menu includes Strange-Flavored Chicken?

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And Jack Benny is the Secretary of the Treasury.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-R...

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Who's Jane Wyman playing??

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Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Montana

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When your application for sainthood gets denied.

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NOTE TO SELF: Don't spy on someone else's movie on a flight. You might get COVID.

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John Mulaney and Nick Kroll as their Oh, Hello alter egos.

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Yeah, don't eff with Sisters. They're the ones quietly running the show and many are far more progressive than casual observers--outside AND within the Church--might assume.

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Even without Betelgeuse, you still had the upper hand in that category.

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Cool. I used to run in there. Certainly never saw any bears 25-30 years ago.

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Hannibal Lecter would be the SECOND vice president named Hannibal. The first was Lincoln's first VP, Hannibal Hamlin of Paris, Massachusetts. Paris, MA? No such place exists! Ah, but it did. Paris was located in the northern Massachusetts wilderness that would become the state of Maine in 1820.

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Nice new gates there. People are dying to get in.

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51?!? Where?

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We're close to fan fiction, if not there already.

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