Jules of the Guadiana (@julesofguadiana.bsky.social)

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[ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

We convince ourselves that the anxiety that procrastination causes is worth the extreme rush of adrenaline that completing an assignment with minutes to spare creates

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

GodDAMN, The Guardian

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

I didn't care for the finally but I respect your trepidation

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

Also Al Jazeera, notoriously pro-Palestine. They quote the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps' statement

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[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

You don't trust US intelligence?

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

I will say you're very much correct to distrust the IDF. This just doesn't appear to be one of those instances

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[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Bro it's not a bread crumb trail, there are actual sandwiches on the ground. WSJ, The Guardian, BBC, Fox News, et al. Tehran Times hasn't said anything yet, but Khamenei said Israel would be punished three days ago, Biden responded to Iran to not try anything

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[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

All major publications, some of them quite prestigious and noteworthy for their credibility, are reporting on it. This one's confusing me

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[ View ] Apr 13, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Confirmed by several sources including US officials, White House is having an NSC meeting on it

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Agreed, bring back plate armor!

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

Please what can I do to improve the fact that people think my truck's ugly

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Recording of "That Ol' Black Gal" as sang by Zora Neale Hurston sometime in the 1930s
She not only recorded the contributions of black americans to US culture, but also was one of the first people to use film/video to conduct ethnographic research. Enjoy:

youtu.be/3fs2VNPFJWY?...

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[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

AYO

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[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 18:15 UTC

I swear this is all just a game to some media orgs

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[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I'm currently in the gold saucer and have clocked in about 50 hours, you cannot tell me that the first Fort Condor battle and the last Queen's Blood match on the boat wasn't hilarious. I was howling with nostalgic and newfound joy at both of those moments. The og game is all about these surprises

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[ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

I've played through the original a few times and still own the discs/PS1 so I would bet I come from a similar background. I didn't feel a sense of urgency in the first iteration - just some chuckleheads chasing a murderous maniac around the world. The charm was in their little moments of camaraderie

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[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Was he actually able to verbalize this or did he freeze up like a lizard again

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[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

If you're a university professor holding class during the April solar eclipse, I would like you to ask yourself whether you are actually out of your goddamn mind

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Leslie Knope chains herself to a gate vibes

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

I find it an awfully convenient coincidence that Alex Jones' "I EAT LEFTIST ASS" tweet is making the rounds at the same time that Pornhub was locked up in TX

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

So basically a shower argument

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

I argued with someone once about WWII in a college class and he brought up the "amazing technologies that came out of the two world wars" and it was like, IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT Mind you this was an English course, it wasn't even a history one

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

Good lord.

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Oh right, well back to the original question we go, did he kill someone or what 😂

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

The goth bar in my city closed down and all these vampire aesthetic type men disappeared after the Twilight zeitgeist. OH MY GOD DO YOU THINK IT WAS ALL A RUSE TO GET LAID

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

I wonder if LaCivita and Lara Trump told him he wouldn't get any campaign money oh my god the GOP is destroying itself

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

Same people who drive those things are getting Apple Vision Pros as we speak. These tech types should be temporarily imprisoned out of an abundance of caution

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[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

I think this is good. Nothing will convince certain people to act or speak out until billionaires' summer homes start getting destroyed. I hate the circumstances but that's when money will go toward finally convincing that half of the population that this is a huge problem

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Oh I'm a millenial as well, and I didn't even advocate not voting for Biden, I just said it's good to leverage the ONLY civic power we have to call for at least a ceasefire (TO A GENOCIDE). That apparently wasn't good enough

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

Sorry not Twitter, Reddit

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[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

I got downvoted to oblivion on Twitter for doing the same, their end goal is convincing people on how they (Gen Z) are being misled by China and Russia. The misled part was a direct quote, and my suggestion to go to r/palestine didn't help my case

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[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Weird hill to die on. What's up with the recent increasingly deranged and hyper-focused behavior of these visible right-wing types like Jordan Peterson and Elon Musk? Something's off here, they all spout progressing craziness like they're on something

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

I made this dumb joke after the death of twitter/rebrand to X, the monty python skit is such a feat of rhetorical ingenuity that it can be applied to so many other scenarios. The death of the blue bird was a little too on the nose

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[ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

We've arrived at the yearly gathering of the "yeah we know the planet's on fire but the show must go on" guys

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Jules of the Guadiana @julesofguadiana.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 08:15 UTC

About damn fuckin time where they at release the hounds Wait I'm one of them. RELEASE THE HOUNDS

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

You can pry my subscription from my irradiated, bloated corpse simply because I firmly believe this will never, ever happen. Defector is as close as we'll get to a genuine media partnership of just some fuckheads who write for the sake of writing and nothing else

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

I can't stress enough about you being great parents if you talk to them about the next big day, but yet you still want them to just shut the fuck up for a second.

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

As a health anxiety nut who responds to hard numbers, NO

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Throwing something out there but this 30% figure is despite the fact that he's stonewalling any and every insight by qualified orgs to scrutinize the site's metrics. I bet that percentage is even higher

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Going just a little bit further: did humans outlive them because they were more willing to travel to new lands, or willing to hunt weirder things, or because they had more curiosity about the world? Humans covered so much ground at the same time that Neanderthals tended to stick to certain regions.

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[ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

It's been proven over and over that Neanderthals had high culture and complex tools (for the time), destroying the old-school thinking that they were grunting simpletons not much better than apes. The real question is: how many of their innovations did they impart upon modern humans?

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