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Today I splurged on fancy new compression socks and made myself choccy chip oatmeal cookies.

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The NYT crossword should be considered a public utility.

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Sorry but I disagree. My charger cable should be able to gradually hogtie me as I toss and turn in my sleep.

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I love that you're doing this one, I played it last year and enjoyed really enjoyed it.

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Austin is incredible. Just the best.

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Me: wow, Summoning Salt is such a relaxing channel. What a vibe. YouTube: sounds like you need some Gun content, Patriot.

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The way tech has created these nested bureaucratic points of failure is just the worst. You rely on seventeen partial services to accomplish a single necessary task and none of those service talk to each other (or you) properly.

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Maybe the single wildest day on Twitter that I experienced. I completely gave in to astonishment.

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I'm doing this right now help

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If you're a Richard on Grindr but don't have the bravery to go by Dick you should probably hang it up.

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I know we all love the idea of a circular cutty but kitchen shears are the superior home pizza cutter.

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Youre telling me I need to finagle a few hundred individual miniature wheats when one football sized one would suffice? You don't respect my time.

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Mr Kellogg please. Make the frosted mega wheat.

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*as happy

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My one piece of advice is find something that makes you as Elijah Wood tazing on a butthole.

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Mostly intact, for better and for worse. It'd been so long since I'd seen it and this time it just dawned on me that Tech Sergeant Chen 1) is supposed to be high throughout the whole film 2) is doing yellowface

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There's a story I see go around that at one point in filming Tim Allen got so emotional that he had to go back to his trailer bc he "didn't like these feelings I'm having". And after he left a stunned Alan Rickman said "oh my God I think he just experienced acting".

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My girlfriend and I rewatched this on her last trip here and it really holds up.

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Honestly I'd believe that about Ringo. Octopus garden is silly maxxing.

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I know plenty of minority, because of stereotype.

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Girl who can walk kind of goes to bookstore. More at 11.

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Front bottoms are out. Back boobies are in.

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Unbelievably accurate

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the people who thought "defund the police" & "black lives matter" were too spicy are suddenly freaking out about project 2025.

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*cis voice* yea im something of an expert on trannies, i'll have u know i work in the tech sector...

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Maybe don't write jokes that further dehumanize and write off the people experience an ongoing genocide.

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This fucking sucks. It's shameful, there isn't even gallows humor here just fuck all the way off.

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It's a lot to carry. Me and my long distance gf are planning to move somewhere together next year and the list of potential options is so slim, and rife with compromise and calculated risk.

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I love Yamaha. My 200 dollar Yamaha acoustic punches so far above it's weight class it isn't funny.

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If you don't love me at my kiki, then you don't deserve me at my bouba.

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Yeah my lab does this too. Also in my health portal it has a list of "Problems" and one is "Transgender"

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I can't wait to read Sanmy's journey: The Enchamed vilje of Bloomifield by Jessel Frunsfiellt!

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I visited for the first time last year for work and as much as the spectre of Government is overwhelming I was really pleasantly surprised at how much I liked the city itself.

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I think about this all the time. not there yet but strongly manifesting prickly june

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Well to be fair I think ChatGPT will also struggle to understand how the hot top of a water cooler works.

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I really miss being able to take myself out. I miss walks in the park and cooking.

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One adorable thing is that my gf's mom makes little gifts for people who stay in their cottage. This one is a sea shell she lined with a map of the area.

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This went, on the whole, as well as it could have. Gotta celebrate the w.

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I messed up. Since I broke my foot, I've been using red solo cups to avoid dishes. I use them for coffee in the morning, but also for my cereal. Which has trained my cat to believe that about half the time solo cups have milk in the bottom, so she will stick her paw in all of them just to check.

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Lmao betterhelp paid me 9.72 due to a class action lawsuit. In my last betterhelp session, I shared my fears of getting queer bashed. The therapist then related an extremely racist story about how she was afraid of the black men at the corner store until she learned she could yell at them.

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That said, when I started I personally didn't know that I would prob need occasional touchups through my life and prob won't get to complete removal w/o electrolysis. It was a bummer to accept but I'm still very glad I did it.

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Im a nearly ideal candidate for laser. Very dark hair, not much facial hair to begin with, medium fair skin. Ive had 5 sessions and it was worth it for me. I only have to shave every 2-3 days, and what grows in when I don't shave is like 10 percent of what used to. My shadow is basically gone

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I had surgery a month ago and I tried to just log the time I took each pill in my notes app. It worked well except for the times I forgot to log it. It doesn't help that the medicine made me groggy.

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As You Like it is about being trans and living in the woods. As such, it is the most relatable Shakespeare play in 2024.

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At the reception a man hit on me by asking about my broken foot and saying "I'll get your drink so you don't have to wheel all the way over to the bar" (only 5 feet away). I pointed to my girlfriend and she said "I've got her drink" and that man melted into the crowd like cotton candy in water.

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