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June Sylvia (sport mode)🏳️⚧️@juniperplexed.bsky.social |
brain: you know you can't stay in denial about your lactose intolerance forever right me: you underestimate my power stomach: really??? you regret it afterwards every fucking time, ugh why do i have to keep putting up with this shit intestines: you don't know the half of it
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June Sylvia (sport mode)🏳️⚧️
@juniperplexed.bsky.social
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me: it's not my fault i must do as They command stomach: They?? tastebuds: ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ. ˡᵃᵗᵗᵉˢ. ᵖᶦᶻᶻᵃ. cheese. ice cream. lattes. pizza. CHEESE. ICE CREAM. LATTES. PIZZA. C̴̛̣̻̦͙̓͗̿͆̅͂H̴̗̺͖͉̰̖̜̖̀̿͆̑̑̄̆̍Ȅ̴̲̯̰͗̈̈́̆̐̈́̕Ȩ̷͔̓̿́͑̓̿͘͝S̷̙̝͘Ȩ̴̯̣̪͎͖̫͙͂͘.̵̱̱̤̰͂̈́̔̊̂̿͋ͅ ̴̛̫̙̤̗̜̩̖̀̍̒̔͝I̴̮̜̪̝̙̱͗̓̑̀͛͛͘̚Ç̸̮̙̞̭͑͜E̶̢̨̲͍̲͎̙͊̔̅̌̀͌͐̚ ̵̡̹͉͉̰̭̝̌͝C̶̼̟̠̘̟̐R̸̞̻̖̩͆͗̄̈̏̌Ẹ̸̣͙̞͉̄̈́͑̿̏͂͘ͅḀ̴̜̗̟̱͛͝ͅM̷̡͙̞̟̩̬̅̈̇͊͘̚͝.̵̜̖̯̄̔ ̸̢̱̥̻̦̆̂̈́̋L̸̢̛͖͈̖̱̪̿͗̄̚Á̴̙͎͚̙͉̹͛̑͜T̷̙̜̠̈́̎T̵̗̰̭̪̝́Ë̶̤́̅Ș̴̟̦͓̋̀̍̿̓̀̂̊.̸̻͕̳͇̣͓͊ ̵̨̤̬̭̟̼̙͈̃͆͊̈́͊̈Ṗ̷̺̯̾͗Ḭ̷̢̜͇͇̪͒͛͋͘͠Z̷͈̭̲͈͙͌͗̑̓͂Z̴̮͔̞̼͍̣̞̿̔̊͂Ã̸̤̦̬̿͊̕
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎
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Our ancestors have been doing that for at least ten thousand years. We've FORCED the human species to become increasingly lactose tolerant out of sheer stubborn love for cheese.
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