"Weird" Al Malkovich

"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

Not falling for that one again.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

This sounds nice.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Rap Metal Rap Metal Whitney Houston?

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

But is it like Minnesota?

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Foodify a movie. I'll go first: The Big Chili

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Everything's within walking distance if you weren't so fucking lazy, you twat.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Make a movie milder: Scabface

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

It's all good. I never read the replies before I reply a reply that's already been replied.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Thank you. I'll look into that. I didn't think Bluesky was that advanced yet.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

OK. I see accounts that I want to block. Does clicking on their profile to block them somehow add me to the algorithm of things I'm just trying to block? I don't care about furries or furry drawings or whatever the fuck is popping up in my timeline, yet these fucking things still show up. Fuck.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

She's my star, though.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

Unfortunately fitting that the Alice position is "Between the Stars".... Just like Ann B. Davis.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Biden better start testing this "immunity" shit out quickly.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

Radiobread Yeastie Boys Buns 'N Roses The Leaven Spoonful

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

What the fuck did I do to get this weird "furry-anime-shit-art" on my goddamn Discover page? I don't like it and I don't want to see it. I don't even know what the genre is called and I don't want to look it up.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

I'm disappointed in finding out that The Bikeriders is about motorcycles.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

If you see this, post a robot

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

I've been to the city Winona's named after. Haven't been to Jamiroquai, MN. Yet.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Warning: Sometimes the smoke flavor is an added ingredient.

www.cub.com/sm/pickup/rs...

It's still good, don't get me wrong.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Years ago I went to a con of some sort and saw this amazing T-Rex sculpture made from welded spoons and nuts and bolts and went, "That's amazing!" and bought it for $60. Years later I go to Hobby fucking Lobby and see the EXACT SAME THING for $20. I don't know who I'm more pissed at.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

I wonder if Frankenstein's monster hates a dark roast.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I went to a Strawberry Festival that had zero strawberries. Maybe the parade did, but we didn't see the parade. The vendors didn't have strawberries, the food trucks had nothing strawberry-focused. They didn't even have that cute strawberry kids' tilt-a-whirl.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

At least it's work from home.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

In the past week I've seen a Cyber-truck IRL. Once in the Tesla dealership parking lot, stationary. Once moving on the road. The moving one had dealer playes. I'm guessing it's the same one. It was the dumbest moving thing I think I've ever seen. I hope it breaks down horribly in the MN winters.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

LOVE

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

8-year-olds are the worst, though, so this makes sense.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

I would argue to say that the Peanuts characters did not get better/cuter over time.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

I'll tell you something. Cold neuropathy is where it's at. This shit is fucked up. Hope it goes away soon. I really want to drink an ice cold #MountainDew.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

I've always loved how Johnny just melted out of stuff like he couldn't be bothered with opening a door and taking a step away to flame on.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

I wish there were a way to get the goddamn flurries and furry drawings off of my goddamn page. Fuck those abominations.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Did someone say clover breakfast?!?

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

Waiting for my first chemo treatment. It's 8am and it's going to be a full day. Labs. Dr. meeting, the...

The DRIP!

Steam Deck gonna get me through this.

#steamdeck #fuckcancer

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

My daughter made me sketch out my Halloween zombie costume last night. "Not enough scars!" We can't wait!

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Just put it under the bed. Mark it done.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

How else am I going to know what's on ESPN 8, "The Ocho"?

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

I mean...

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 16:31 UTC

For Father's Day, my wife made me feel like shit for deciding to go back into work after being out for 6 weeks due to surgery and only getting 60% of my pay for short term disability for those 6 weeks. Happy Father's Day to all who celebrate! You've earned it!

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

"We need to make a circle of salt around them to protect them!" Proceeds to only use a handful of salt to make a 5 foot diameter circle with a 2 inch wide barrier.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

Had a meeting today with a doc to tell me all the fun things about chemotherapy. He convinced me to get a port "installed" to just make things easier. I think these freaks just like cutting holes in people's bodies.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

The _____ is neither a _____ or a _____. Discuss.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

I don't care who you are, but Cherry RC Cola is awesome. #RCCola #cherry #RoyalCrown

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

People are going thru shit. Be kind.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

Have you tried cutting/reducing carbs? That did it for me.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Wonka should have called his 3-course-meal gum, "Chew Your Own Adventure".

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Edward Packard just knew how to write 'em.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

My God. I just want to talk about my cancer and the complications I've had surrounding it (really, not that big of a deal, but still). But it's colon cancer and the complications have to do with my b-hole. Nobody wants to have a discussion about that.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 11:10 UTC

Fuck you. No. Not you. THAT guy. Yes. FUCK YOU.

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"Weird" Al Malkovich @justbulky.com [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

Prequel to Revenge of the Nerds?

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