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Selph the Big Balloon

@kaboompanda.bsky.social

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funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Scotland, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!

No minors!

My Sites: linktr.ee/kaboompanda


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EMBRACE THE ORB

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check out this poster my friend Dee got me from a thrift shop yesterday! <3

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having a bad day? here's Roaring Typhoon giving you some ice cream!

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If you ever get Lycaon or Ellen tho, she's a cracked support.

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Blimpface sketch for anonymous 🎈

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it's just so frightening how microtransactions started off as a sort of "hey, like the game, spend a little extra to get a cool thing in exchange for supporting the game" to it being, almost, the core feature of some games and even if that was the plan all along, its current ubiquity is horrific

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and maybe i'm being overly cynical but it's just really depressing how all these artists come together to make these beautiful animations, cinematics, and even the skins themselves, and it's all soured by the intrusive money-grabbing gluttony of the publisher funding the whole thing

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pretty bummed out over the state of gaming "events" in the modern era just being flashy advertisements asking you to spend copious amounts of disposable income on skins Even some MMOs and such turn holidays, formerly a time to reward players for playtime, into "hey, new stuff to buy!" and it sucks

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NOOOOOOOOOO THE HAIR CLIPS THROUGH THE MASK ;-;

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fat punching monk elden ring is silly

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being unable to concentrate for long sucks for being social lmao im sorry i appear like a phantom, make funny noises, dump some lore about mecha stuff, and then disappear for months on end i'm trying to get medical assistance for my issues but the waitlist in the UK is baaaaaaaad

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i wanna turn this dude into a balloon so bad

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HE WAS MEAN TO THE BEARS!!!! OH NO!!!! still would though

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he was tailor made for me jfc

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everyone else is simping over Ben and the big booba girls from ZZZ and i'm like SHORT EVIL BUSINESSMAN MAKE ME GO BRRRRRRRR

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You would know about that. And so will a literal second universe once I finish this story of you!

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If I find a person attractive, I tend to imagine them bigger than most skyscrapers, untouchable, immovable. It's not exactly a horny daydreaming, there's just something so fascinating about it. Maybe it's just a visual estimation of my esteem for them, or in some more extreme cases, love.

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There's a certain beauty to the enormity of macro characters interacting with our world, on a scale far beyond anything most of us could ever experience.

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Honestly surprised they even have Irn Bru.

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make out with someone in the Lands Between call that an Elden Fling

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Sometimes inflation devoid of graphic sexuality is hornier to us weirdos who's brains are wired that way.

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haven't doodled Lachlan in a while he's a neet who sells his milk so he can afford new games good thing too, being part human, part forest deity bullshit, means he has a -lot- of the stuff

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"park property is not permitted to leave the premises" some art of a silly OC who "works" at a silly theme park where nothing is unusual

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Ya'll mind if i just *HISSSSSS... BW-FWOOMP*

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Careful, that's a lot of pressure!

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figuring out his proportions

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Fruit can also be pretty fattening too.

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also i have incommunicable rage from my body not behaving and being sore all the time so im just gonna roll around on your floor until someone gives me a treat

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being autistic in the furry fandom sucks because everyone expects you to just understand five hundred layers of sarcasm and implied meanings, and asking for direct clarification is "awkward" and punishable by death lmao

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thank you the wall was just making my room hotter

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The four primary uniforms of the Azurspan navy. H.A.T (Heavily Augmented Trooper): Hypnotized, azure gas filled super-marines. Officer: For the chain of command. Sailor: For basic shipside duties, piloting & maintenance. Marine: Abelard's personal soldiers. Which one would you pick?

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As another disabled person in the UK, it'd mean a lot if people could contribute to my friend's partner and their quality of life. Only if you're able to, though!

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We have tried hard to keep afloat but we are struggling to get this sorted for him any help big or small would be incredibly helpful and grateful. ❤️❤️❤️

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local blimp takes to the dancefloor in 80s neon stretch-gear winds up as parade float

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