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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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EMBRACE THE ORB
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Selph the Big Balloon@kaboompanda.bsky.social |
290 followers 172 following 1383 posts
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Scotland, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: linktr.ee/kaboompanda
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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EMBRACE THE ORB
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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check out this poster my friend Dee got me from a thrift shop yesterday! <3
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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having a bad day? here's Roaring Typhoon giving you some ice cream!
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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If you ever get Lycaon or Ellen tho, she's a cracked support.
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Zamo
@sirzamo.bsky.social
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Blimpface sketch for anonymous 🎈
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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anyway fuck horse armour
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Selph the Big Balloon
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it's just so frightening how microtransactions started off as a sort of "hey, like the game, spend a little extra to get a cool thing in exchange for supporting the game" to it being, almost, the core feature of some games and even if that was the plan all along, its current ubiquity is horrific
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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and maybe i'm being overly cynical but it's just really depressing how all these artists come together to make these beautiful animations, cinematics, and even the skins themselves, and it's all soured by the intrusive money-grabbing gluttony of the publisher funding the whole thing
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Selph the Big Balloon
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pretty bummed out over the state of gaming "events" in the modern era just being flashy advertisements asking you to spend copious amounts of disposable income on skins Even some MMOs and such turn holidays, formerly a time to reward players for playtime, into "hey, new stuff to buy!" and it sucks
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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NOOOOOOOOOO THE HAIR CLIPS THROUGH THE MASK ;-;
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Brennan!
@kindofabigseal.bsky.social
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Tangling with forces beyond mortal comprehension? That's a surefire way to get mind-shatteringly BIG! @realdragon.bsky.social & @salwest.bsky.social get kaiju-sized, and even assemble a cult following along the way~
Thank y'all SO much for hiring me <3
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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shark orb shorb
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Selph the Big Balloon
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fat punching monk elden ring is silly
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Selph the Big Balloon
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being unable to concentrate for long sucks for being social lmao im sorry i appear like a phantom, make funny noises, dump some lore about mecha stuff, and then disappear for months on end i'm trying to get medical assistance for my issues but the waitlist in the UK is baaaaaaaad
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Selph the Big Balloon
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i wanna turn this dude into a balloon so bad
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Selph the Big Balloon
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HE WAS MEAN TO THE BEARS!!!! OH NO!!!! still would though
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Selph the Big Balloon
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he was tailor made for me jfc
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Selph the Big Balloon
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everyone else is simping over Ben and the big booba girls from ZZZ and i'm like SHORT EVIL BUSINESSMAN MAKE ME GO BRRRRRRRR
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Selph the Big Balloon
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according to plan
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Zamo
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Coop Blimpface
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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SAME
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Selph the Big Balloon
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You would know about that. And so will a literal second universe once I finish this story of you!
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Selph the Big Balloon
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bear obtained
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If I find a person attractive, I tend to imagine them bigger than most skyscrapers, untouchable, immovable. It's not exactly a horny daydreaming, there's just something so fascinating about it. Maybe it's just a visual estimation of my esteem for them, or in some more extreme cases, love.
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Selph the Big Balloon
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There's a certain beauty to the enormity of macro characters interacting with our world, on a scale far beyond anything most of us could ever experience.
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Selph the Big Balloon
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Honestly surprised they even have Irn Bru.
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Selph the Big Balloon
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make out with someone in the Lands Between call that an Elden Fling
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Selph the Big Balloon
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Sometimes inflation devoid of graphic sexuality is hornier to us weirdos who's brains are wired that way.
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Selph the Big Balloon
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haven't doodled Lachlan in a while he's a neet who sells his milk so he can afford new games good thing too, being part human, part forest deity bullshit, means he has a -lot- of the stuff
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Selph the Big Balloon
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"park property is not permitted to leave the premises" some art of a silly OC who "works" at a silly theme park where nothing is unusual
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Selph the Big Balloon
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spin spin spin goes the hypno eye
@glazfox.bsky.social
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Selph the Big Balloon
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Y'all got work to do. Boss is staring.
Quick doodle for @adrawingburr.bsky.social
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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Ya'll mind if i just *HISSSSSS... BW-FWOOMP*
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Selph the Big Balloon
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You should be careful when asking tanuki Selph for a "good time," you might just end up being one of his balloons. And everyone knows what happens to a balloon when you enjoy it too thoroughly...
Feat: @jocknut.bsky.social & @tigerator.bsky.social
(Art: @hypnohepcat.bsky.social)
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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Careful, that's a lot of pressure!
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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figuring out his proportions
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Selph the Big Balloon
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bear
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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Fruit can also be pretty fattening too.
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Selph the Big Balloon
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he's off on an adventure
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Selph the Big Balloon
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also i have incommunicable rage from my body not behaving and being sore all the time so im just gonna roll around on your floor until someone gives me a treat
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Selph the Big Balloon
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being autistic in the furry fandom sucks because everyone expects you to just understand five hundred layers of sarcasm and implied meanings, and asking for direct clarification is "awkward" and punishable by death lmao
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Selph the Big Balloon
@kaboompanda.bsky.social
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thank you the wall was just making my room hotter
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Selph the Big Balloon
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Did you know Abelard has a theme song that my friend @jocknut.bsky.social commissioned?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgp...
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Selph the Big Balloon
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The four primary uniforms of the Azurspan navy. H.A.T (Heavily Augmented Trooper): Hypnotized, azure gas filled super-marines. Officer: For the chain of command. Sailor: For basic shipside duties, piloting & maintenance. Marine: Abelard's personal soldiers. Which one would you pick?
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Selph the Big Balloon
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As another disabled person in the UK, it'd mean a lot if people could contribute to my friend's partner and their quality of life. Only if you're able to, though!
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PatchHog82
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We have tried hard to keep afloat but we are struggling to get this sorted for him any help big or small would be incredibly helpful and grateful. ❤️❤️❤️
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Selph the Big Balloon
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local blimp takes to the dancefloor in 80s neon stretch-gear winds up as parade float
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Zamo
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