Katharine LaRonde

@katlaronde.bsky.social

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Writer. Travel Agent. Elder Millennial. My personality is “from Boston”

Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

I would vote for Ronald Reagan’s reanimated corpse over Donald Trump.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

Jokes on Project 2025, my employer has already thought of that one.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Maybe I don’t need feet. Probably easier to hover like a ghost. Looking into it.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Nope. Bone has fused, it’s just being a drama queen.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Okay. Why is SWIMMING making my foot swell. What gives??? Fuck you, bones. Useless.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

That’s @amandasmith.bsky.social if you want to follow an absolute badass who loves social justice, baseball players, and rocks.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

I am so proud of Amanda. Tikkun Olam in action.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

Knowing that the person who is meant to protect you is allowing you to be abused is for sure more harmful than the abuse.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

89 (human) years old and still living on the edge.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Right now my day to day life is just a way to kill time until Twisters comes out.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

Twist my arm.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Goddamn. Taffy did it again.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

TFW you’re pretty sure you’d like poke.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Very kissable.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

I’m sorry, I’m meant to believe this year is over half over? Is this accurate? Can an expert weigh in please?

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

The fact that we need a whole style guide just goes to show how archaic this shit is.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

No, royals in the line of succession don’t get a last name. For instance, Prince Harry’s last name is Mountbatten-Windsor but Prince William went by Wales. It’s weird, but there is no last name to use.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Happy Birthday America! Or at least Massachusetts!

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Traditions are importantly to me.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

I have been playing My Kink is Karma on repeat for almost a year and I’m excited that it is getting the recognition it deserves.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

He sits facing the window to let me know I’m supposed to open it.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

For years I have hung on solely for the NYT Cooking app. I’m becoming resigned but I genuinely resent that I can’t have nice things because the paper of record is now running “why vote?” Op-eds.

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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Instagram just congratulated me for adding to my story for the 250th time. If it’s such an achievement, then why do I feel nothing but shame? Answer that, Instagram??

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Grinch really would be the perfect guy if not for all the peeing.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:19 UTC

Oh he finally gave up the sink?

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

What’s that?

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

I do fine. I just don’t want to teach anyone tricks and commands.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:07 UTC

Oh wow. This is not a flattering portrayal of me!

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Yes. Save the other types of nerds for me.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

Unfortunately, this is me. My taste in movies, television, books, and art is unimpeachable, but I’m so sorry to any man who asks me what kind of music I like.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

I made a Byron slideshow for his birthday party and never changed it back. Now when he naps he looks like one of those bad guys in an 80s comedy who lives in a mansion filled with portraits of himself.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

Oh my god

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

@kaitlinruiz.bsky.social our number one boy

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

Look at his ears, he’s not even happy to be in there. What a cat.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Like other types of guys, they aren’t all “good.”

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

I have long since made peace with this, but mostly because “middle aged dad” is my type.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

There shoukd be more tv shows about people who overestimate their own abilities but are rubbish at their jobs.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

What if we just invited Canada or Mexico to conquer us. Is this anything?

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Petty grudges mean nothing. Cleave to your foundational grudges, they will give you the strength to persevere.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

He has never let me down. Not once.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

I have no idea what I’m in for, but I just saw Freddie Fox’s name in the HotD credits and a thrill ran through my body.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

*sigh* guess I’ll book some more lap swims.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

It’ll be fine, I’m sure. That toe is just big mad and making a scene.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Must. Exercise.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Oops. I tried weighted squats and I’m right back to “too puffy to wear shoes.”

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

Always have been.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Too old and tired to play with toys but I keep them around because sometimes he just likes to look at them.

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Katharine LaRonde @katlaronde.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen.

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