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Keith Edwards

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Author, librarian, book designer, drawer, beer enthusiast, polytheist, father of 2, He/Him.


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Working on the copyedits for my novel and damn, do I love the word "just"

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And that’s a wrap on revisions for then weird Western. Astute observers will note that I’ve added just over 12k words to the MS in 2 weeks. Some are new chapters and a few are scenes and chapters I had initially cut but decide to use after all. That’s why you don’t throw anything away!

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Special cover art just for the proof copies? Someone's fancy!

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"Donald Trump, Convicted felon, rapist, and frequent client of Jeffery Epstein's underage sex slave island..." is one helluva way to introduce the presumed candidate for one of America's 2 political parties. Perhaps we should have a week-long discussion about why he hasn't dropped out yet.

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Wild. It’s like if the Democrats and Republicans wore little sashes.

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Do all the losers get ribbons like they’re placing at a dog show?

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“Banning porn,” is Project 2025 code for banning books that promote, “alternative lifestyles,” and outlawing sex workers and LGBTQ+ folk as criminal groomers. They also are pushing to streamline the death penalty process and expand crimes it applies to, so they can kill more prisoners, faster.

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I dislike engagement questions but I do have a genuine question for readersky: what do you like better? Short chapters or long chapters? How short is too short? How long is too long?

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We have a town called Bigfoot near us. There’s also Woman Hollering Creek.

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if u see this post a photo without explanation

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Ed note: There’s too much going on here. Loose at least one subplot.

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The Jabba scene really tears it for me because it’s so unnecessary, redundant, and badly done! Plus Greedo and the unnecessary additions to them entering Mos Isley just annoy me to no end.

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They’ve forgotten. But they’ll be reminded soon.

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Such big ears!

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Usually. TjebJesi are used to sparing or fighting gangs with blasters rather than anyone wielding a lightsaber who is actually trying to kill then so it’s a challenge they haven’t encountered before. Also then with don’t follow rules of engagement, so the Jedi are often caught off guard.

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In politics you can no longer take the moral high ground, cause that aint going to do you any good when you are in a camp with electrodes on your genitals. The thing to do is to kick these fucks to the ground now and stamp on their ball sack till it bursts.

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But Mitch McConnel insured that we'd get stuck in that Catch 22 loop good and proper.

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maybe seizing and arresting the Supreme Court majority for aiding and abetting an attempt to overthrow the U.S. government can be a "core constitutional duty" and an "official act," why not

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As Commander in Chief, Trump violated the military code of conduct on Jan 6, so now Biden as CNC, could order the MPs to arrest him for leading an insurrection and hold a court martial. Throw his ass in Leavenworth!

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I worked at a university once where we received a $10 million endowment in the middle of a budget crunch, but it came with the condition that the school restart its football program, which had been shut down 10 years before when a student died.

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Somewhere I have a dvd with an edit of Planet of the Apes where it’s B&W and cut down to 25 minutes with a Rod Serling intro added so it looks like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

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For no real reason, I’d like to share the 3 greatest panels in comic book history:

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Last year we had 100 days where the temp/heat index was 100+. Hottest day was in August with a heat index of 117. We’ll probably beat that stretch this year.

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This isn’t a home, it’s a super villain’s lair.

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Not even July yet and we’ve had 20 days of 100+ temps. This suuuuuuucks.

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No sir, I don’t like it.

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Didn’t the Delorean have Mr Fusion installed by then?

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I might place a bet on it, but not a large one.

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Caillebotte’s famous ‘Paris Street ~ Rainy Day’ (1877) was recently cleaned and had a layer of discoloured varnish removed. Turned out it was not quite so misty! Compare subtle differences between the Before and After versions (Art Institute of Chicago) www.artic.edu/articles/463... rainy-day

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Fucking hell, I'm going to have to have an instruction class for my parents on how to use kitchen knives because if I catch my mother chopping vegetables with a pairing knife one more time I'm gong to lose it. No, Dad, put down the bread knife! You do not use that for cutting uncooked chicken!

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Just remembered that today is the 25th anniversary of me and my wife’s first date.

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You know what is a great album no one talks about? Cake’s “Prolonging the Magic.” Just full of bangers from top to bottom.

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Everyone will forget about it in a week. The same way they forget that Obama cratered in his first debate and everyone said he was a goner.

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Which Bible, dipshits? KJV? American Study? Catholic? Orthodox? Jeffersonian? Satanic? Most school districts can’t agree on which fucking math textbook to use but lookout, Diet of Wurms, here’s the fucking gov of Oklahoma to cut that Gordian Knot with a ding dang memo!

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One of the (many, many, many) problems with these. I Le Thumping dipshits is they’ve talked themselves into believing that “The Bible” is a single unaltered and unalterable document. They are completely ignorant of 3000 years of exegesis, historiography, and hermeneutics.

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Could you share this list? I missed half the discussion (boo, work!)

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Those are for the non elites working the actual job. The upper class shouldn’t be burdened with petty questions like, “are they a security risk?” Or, “are they influenced by a foreign power?” The POTUS and his staff and family members are fit to serve, or else they wouldn’t want to!

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They’ve already done this! And there was no real repercussions from it so what’s to stop them from upending whatever they want?

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It’s awesome that our super advanced, all digital, touchscreen driven space capsules break if they actually make it off the ground, meanwhile the Russians are still just throwing 70 year old Soyuz capsules made from leftover washing machines at the sky and it works just fine.

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They keep doing studies on this and the rate of fraud in social welfare programs is so small as to be practically non existent.

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I saw a video a while back of an older Korean couple who were trying Texas chili for the first time but they did it in the most Korean way, with like 20 little dishes of pickled things, cheeses, and toppings. I’ve been wanting to do that for a while.

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But it gives the very human people in charge of these systems a get out of jail free card. “The AI made that very bad decision, not me!” It’s a scape goat engine.

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Sharpening my pitchfork as we speak.

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If the GOP weren’t a corrupt gang of thieves, the RNC chair could’ve held a presser day after he announced in 2015 when he made all those racist statements about Mexicans and said, “he’s a citizen and can run of course, but he will not do so as a republican.” But that would require actual values.

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100% I’d buy like 5 fancy cars and hire a Jason Stratham looking dude to drive me everywhere in them.

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For comparison, that’s enough power to send a Delorean through time 154.5 times.

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Jesus, Joe, grow a pair and just disinvite him.

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