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Beezchurger and Flies with a Dr. Pepper

@keffy.bsky.social

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500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man.
I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm.
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Vetting: this GoFundMe is being run by a distant cousin, was passed to me by a family member, and from what I was told, will go straight to those islands. 80% of the homes were destroyed. Your dollar is 2.5x an EC dollar. It will go far. It will make a difference. Even a single dollar donation.

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I guess, it's just: how could you? How could you?

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I had the rug pulled out from beneath me two summers in a row and I am trying not to be a complete wreck through July and August.

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Some of the things I haven't said aloud have been held back in the quiet places because the duct tape that's been holding the pieces of ny heart together is already weakened by dirt and hair and strain. My weakness is not a denial of what is known. If it is a personal failing, then... it is.

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The second book in my murder mystery + romance series set on Jupiter (and a little bit on Io) is ON SALE TODAY! Get the ebook of THE IMPOSITION OF UNNECESSARY OBSTACLES for 75% off: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

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Pleased to tell you that Molly Tanzer (@mollytanzer.bsky.social) is joining 120 MURDERS: DARK FICTION INSPIRED BY THE ALTERNATIVE ERA with her dark academia novelette "The Best in Basement Radio" and that you should definitely pre-order this volume!

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did you know that there is such a thing as extra gay uno cards

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how

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On the one hand, no me gusta. On the other still better than August in se Alabama

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And the good ones were so damn good, too

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Welcome to Hell, neighborino!

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yeet your meat ™

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[6PM] I hate to be dramatic but I am FUCKED unless I get a steady stream of donations immediately… 💕💸 🆙💰 linktr.ee/jskylerinc

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Cat is lying draped across my torso and sticking his leg out to gently make biscuits on the dog's back.

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Wholelings especially upsetting imo

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Apparently Disney World puts Trogdor in their light show, which makes me feel really weird. But it also makes me eagerly look forward to gen Alpha being delighted or horrified about skibidi toilet in the sky above the magic kingdom

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He's waiting for the dirt man to take him to his underground dirt lair.

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"A St. Louis judge on Friday determined Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey has no right to access unredacted private health information of transgender children treated at the Washington University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children’s Hospital."

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new benedict cumberbatch just dropped

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What I look like scrolling social media

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and what you never ever would have guessed not in a lifetime of wishing it was not JUST YOU and that YOU were not broken that, seeing where it comes from, and knowing it's reaction, honest feelings is that knowing it's not YOU somehow makes it worse

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a vortex of voice, memory, knowledge gained and not forgotten shows the path that led you here signposted with the little disappointments and the gutwrenching losses and maybe these are not simply flaws maybe this is a truth to the world and betrayal is inevitable

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sometimes when the day gets too too quiet all the things you were told were flaws, personal, in yourself the fear of loving, the fear of living, the empty chasm that people keep claiming is definitely where humanity (all of it?) keeps faith

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Sometimes you just gotta...

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Accept

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Followed by a sacred flame 8 on something weak to radiant damage hahahaaa I usually roll poooo on damage

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Ok so earlier when I said embrace your cringe I meant unless your cringe is whatever this is, in which case no. Don't. Embrace nothing.

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He's also a kenku, so my flavor was that he did a perfect mimic of the bell sound afterward, lol.

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Accept

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Extremely satisfying for this level 2 cleric to hit an 11 damage on toll the dead.

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Playing a kenku cleric who is just a short little weird bird guy

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EMBRACE whatever

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My legs are too fat for tall socks

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My favorite part of socks is when you can finally take them off and free your feet from their cottony hell.

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Being 40 now and in that weird X-Millennial microgeneration that nobody likes OR knows what to do with, some of my mostimportant advice to younger people is to learn to brace your cringe

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Honestly, sometimes I also just have to go "and really whomst the fuck am I to hold forth on this?"

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look, if i ever put together a massive heist

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Reading that in American the official poverty threshold is $18,000 a year and also it costs an average of $21,000 a year to raise a child and I'm like... ...America, you are so bad at math.

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I mispronounced it silently but verbally it's "Zow-in"

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he clearly misses his wild feral life too much to enjoy himself now

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my husband took this photo of the cat inspecting our dishwasher loading and having An Opinion. Samhain has Things to Say.

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