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Those things are so expensive m. Only the finest Kirkland signature for my kids.
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Those things are so expensive m. Only the finest Kirkland signature for my kids.
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Lmk if you find the answer to this one though fr
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"I was interpersonally unpleasant and that proves my point, obviously"
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I agree they're weird! During the wildfires last year some of ours opened outside their normal 9-5 but still charged.
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Apparently it's trendy to just refuse the gestational diabetes test! Fun!
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Building this baby out of sweet cherries and Annie's mac and cheese.
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My great grandparents helped my parents put the down payment on their house. It seems impossible that my generation will be able to assist our children in the same way.
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Traditionally broccoli rabe!
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The only mayor I recognize.
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I know there are varying degrees but pregnancy is hard and complex for basically everyone.
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Is there such thing as an uncomplicated pregnancy and/or delivery? Because I don't think I know anyone who has ever had one.
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He could be doing something totally unrelated like running guns or making a dirty bomb.
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Only the most un-fine people in the world end sentences with "...and I turned out fine."
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Agreed. When surveyed women report wanting 2-3 children on average but are having something like 1.6 which means women are having fewer children than they'd like. Most cite economic reasons.
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Yes like being ineligible for maternity leave if you've been at your company less than a year.
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Yea forgive people for not wanting to die from a burst appendix because they're vacationing in Florida while pregnant and no doctor will touch them.
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According to Gallup, the majority of American adults have or want children and most would like more than 1.
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Sorry for New Jersey posting.
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My husband is pretty even keeled but he goes too 1000 instantly when you bring up with beached whales on New Jersey beaches. Just spitting mad at these anti-science dumbasses.
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Wow 6 days is quick!
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It's also dangerous! Your dog is depending on you to make judgements about crossing the street or avoiding a dog who doesn't look friendly.
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I've been in the labor force for 11 years. Do I have enough money yet? (No)
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According to CBS and the daily beast he was the hitter.
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The headline makes it seem like he was hit and the subhead seems like he did the hitting. Odd.
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Love that this is a bottle warmer lmao
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Go to the doctor without crying challenge. Difficulty: impossible.
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It's hard to absolve yourself of the guilt of feeling like other people don't drink because you're not. But I'm not responsible for other people's feelings around alcohol either.
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Never have a good answer when asked which people specifically should not be permitted to have children.
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Thank you! These things blow through a gallon of bubbles in minutes. The budget can't sustain it!
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Don't drink enough water: get Braxton hicks Drink enough water: bladder full every 30 min, Braxton Hicks. I love pregnancy!
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Eat shit bitch.
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"The world is overpopulated". No it is not! World population is set to begin declining in a few decades. There are plenty of resources! We've just chosen to allocate them in a way that's tipping us toward catastrophe.
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When we started having kids someone actually said "well I don't want kids because of climate change" like my entire family's lifetime carbon output is less than one taylor swift concert.
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I think it's because then you're barefoot on the floor at security.
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Hey uh jw, what's the 13 in PG-13 stand for?
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My neighbors have just started yelling at people parked illegally at our local playground. God forbid they part 30 feet further away from their very important pickle ball appointment.
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It doesn't even make sense. You higher an appraiser to tell you the value of your home. You don't just guess!
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I don't think she looks bad. It just looks like they mixed up her glam team with Kirsten Stewart's.
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If the cover didn't say "Taylor swift" I wouldn't have even recognized her.
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It's a running bit on make up Reddit that men will post pictures of women and compliment how "natural" they are and women will recognize a full face beat that probably took an hour plus injectables and other semi-permanent work.
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Begging for a book review that is not just a plot summary. I read the book. I want to know what other people think!
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None so advanced they have Doritos locos tacos. I'll bet you that.
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"If you punch me in the face one more time I'm not reading you any more bedtime stories." is something I actually said out loud to my 2 year old last night.
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I know it smell crazy in there
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Husband took the toddler on her first Costco run. Verdict: so many fruit! That's right buddy. So many fruit.
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Insane KDR
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100%. Lowering the whole neighborhood's property values and depriving a family of a home and expecting to get a pat on the back for it. And in some neighborhoods he probably would!
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This happened in my parents' neighborhood. The seller was very proud of himself for accepting a lower offer from a white family. Everyone was furious and no one speaks to him any more but it's not enough punishment imo.
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Yes it's her. Dr Raven Baxter.
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My husband blocks off time to play with his buddies and we're grown ups with kids and everything. Maybe these guys just have no friends.
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