Keri Warbis

Joanna Wyld @joannawyld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Find someone who wants to be the choir of worms to your stiff.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Oh my goodness! Sounds horrendous. Hope things improve asap 🙏🏻

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

All the more delightful, then. The bigger the spotlight on the arse that he is, the better.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:45 UTC

Rishi Sunak is sorry for not giving the country what it wanted this morning.

But wasn’t sorry yesterday morning.

Makes you think.

#GeneralElection

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

We’ve lost over 250 seats by mistake
#generalection2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Charmingly antiquated this system, isn’t it?

Bits of paper in community rooms. Rulers, pencils and metal boxes. Counting the pencilled crosses in big halls.

Standing on makeshift stages announcing the results with candidates in a row, like a school play.

#GeneralElection2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

Lee Anderson becoming the first Reform MP.

The charisma of a haemorrhoid.

#GeneralElection2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

Thanks for your input. Love the sound of that.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:48 UTC

When Labour win, do all Tories get sucked up in a vortex and transported to another dimension never to be seen, heard or remembered again?

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

I applaud your lack of restraint.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Bit of a shock to the system to hear this, tbh. Making a cup of PG Tips to steady the nerves.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:58 UTC

Ed. I have every faith in you. You deserve to succeed. ✊🏻

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

Such a rollercoaster of a week. You’ve remained remarkably calm. For that I congratulate you, Martin. Appreciate the update.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:55 UTC

Thanks. Look forward to that.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

I’ve been in France for a few days, so am out of the loop.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:49 UTC

Anything going on today in the UK that I should be aware of at all? Cheers.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

If this England performance were a type of sweet, it’d be a steaming pile of nauseating shite.

#ENGSVN
#EURo2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Hehehehehe Yeah. Hanging out in the nets.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

I recommend you pass to your friends in the same clothes as you with a sense of some urgency and then get it past that fella in the black clothes, lads 👍🏻

#ENGSVN
#EURo2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

No wonder England fans drink a lot of beer, watching this stuff.

(Me included).

#ENGSVN
#EURo2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

Hehehehe

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

Why’s it meant to be lucky if a black cab crosses your path anyway? Seems unfair when they don’t even have them in most towns and cities.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

Morning

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 10:18 UTC

Meeting up with 2 friends from University days today for the whole weekend. One of whom I haven’t seen for over 20 years, but we’ve all kept in touch (he lives in Leeds and it’s hard to escape). We begin shenanigans at noon. Hope I survive.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Watching #EURO2024  with the kids and got to chatting about cheating footballers (unfaithful ones) and then went down a Ryan Giggs rabbit-hole and remembered this astonishing poem…

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Just come across this place online. (Setenil de las Bodegas). Simply no way I could be on this street in any kind of relaxed state. Or at all. Ever.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

A highlight of today. Idly wondering if this kind of thing exists. Finding the thing. Purchasing this.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Held over 6 days. 30th July to 4th Aug. 👀

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

UPDATE: There’s also now ‘The International Jousting Tournament’ at Arundel Castle in August. 🙃

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

In the ‘fabulously outré ticket purchases by my daughter’ list we can now add ‘An Evening with Guenther Steiner’ at the De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill this October. How I love her.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Have reached the ‘quite fancy Michael Oliver’ level of drunkenness.

#EURO2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

She was bloody great to be fair 👍🏻

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Not too sure about Roy’s trousers.

#EURO2024

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

Have to call Virgin Media because the new router they sent me won’t connect to the internet.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

Are housewives married to their houses then? Cheers.

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Keri Warbis @keriwarbis.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 11:30 UTC

Never noticed before that they have boots on. Always learning.

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