KevDog

Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

"Balance" means printing the lies republicans tell about democrats *and* the lies republicans tell about republicans

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Both are versions of pretending the republicans are acting in good faith.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

He was a Dark Elf. He wanted us to be better but didn't think we were capable of it.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

They're like the current versions of AI, what they want is what has been done before.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

The horrifying feeling of realizing you have spent 90 minutes debugging an array that you were reading backwards the entire damn time.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

I’m not the one saying he’s center-right.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

More like a plot of land.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Ugh, he’s such a twat.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

I don’t know about you, but I called the Ohsa/May loyalty switch a couple episodes ago. And I’m still pissed about Jecki.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

By looking all the way around the world, I think.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

Which would be a disastrous choice, making it all the more inevitable. Better to just write off some of those seats as an aberration and actually get some shit done.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

They practically write themselves.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Maybe Christine is Roan who went forward in time.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Makes writing columns so much easier.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

Oh god no. Starmer is far too centrist for my taste but I’m not insane.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Maybe a left-wing party will govern unapologetically for once.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Trump could shit himself on camera and it wouldn’t be the lead.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

“Policeman turns out to be asshole” is the quintessential “dog bites man” story.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Any good exit polls yet?

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

They think they’ll get a Gold Star for sportsmanship or something.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

I knew the beat came from Casio, but never knew about the creator. So cool…

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

What do they see, specifically? The debate or the speech the day after? Or do they see what the NYT is relentlessly shoving in their faces?

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:31 UTC

I hope they get buried today.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

I’m cool with that.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

Anecdotally, I hear people talking about how worse it will be for everyone, not specifically themselves.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Not yet, dude.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

I’ve told my kids that their best hope for an inheritance is for me to die an extremely sudden death.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

The sad one.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Tomorrow is another day, Scarlett. Hang in there. We got you.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

There's a needle in there somewhere...

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Exactly. There's no way a GOP congress approves any pick Kamala makes.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Just so. From the Powell memo forward, they've been trying to return to white male rule.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

They're gotten away with every kind of obstruction to date, why would they think this is any different? They're immune to public pressure, only donor pressure matters to them.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

In general, I would think it's because we're moving LTR.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

Like fucking sunrise.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

I always come to these conversations at weird times.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

<checks for private equity ownership>

Yup: modpizza.com/press/mod-pi...

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

You can bet that if Biden won on Election Day, this SC would say he’s not President-elect because the Electoral College hasn’t voted yet.

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

It’s not clearly defined there, though. Do you become PE the day after the election or after the EC votes?

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KevDog @kevdog.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

Even worse, what happens if the President-elect dies between election and inauguration days?

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