Misdemeanorous Monk @keyboardwarrior.bsky.social

Finally saw a Cybertruk irl. They drove by the bar where I was singing karaoke. My song ended (Sugar by SOAD) just as they pulled up, so I gave them a nice loud "SORRY ABOUT YOUR TINY DICK YOU FUCKING DOUCHE" and everyone flipped them off. The lady riding shotgun laughed, gracefully accepting it.

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