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Misdemeanorous Monk

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Artist, cat lover, and amateur plumber. You've read my books, and you loved them.

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My guts can no longer endure the cheese I pay the price willingly Too damn good

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Don't forget about ya boy Blackguard Big Boggart 3B gonna sell ya some prawns

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I was reading this in another skeet, and it was already James earl Jones in my head. This is bad ass!

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On July 5, 1852, Frederick Douglass gave a keynote address at an Independence Day celebration and asked, “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?” #blacksky

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Ok so I watched the show All of it And I wanna grow some of those wad you up into a ball plants And smoke em'

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🇺🇦 Steven Van Zandt stand with Ukrainie 🫡

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I donated 50$ for pony maintenance Love ya Jeff

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Do you always mean to do it but forget? There's a bluesky setting for that!

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apropos of uhhhhhhh everything, reposting this again

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What a great local sexpot. Trevor is sorely missed.

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I used to play WoW with him, dumb fuck wouldn't sunder armor to glue aggro for shit

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That's a good one though, makes curls for weeks

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That cock looks agog, stymied even. Whillikers!

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Just flip em off, then do it a second, more effective tine.

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Biden turns. "Kill that person." He motions towards the loud-mouthed reporter while looking at a nearby Secret Service agent. The reporter gasps. "Just kidding." Biden says as he turns his back to them and shuffles off, unsure if the agent understood which statement was the joke.

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The real final fantasy is improving society somewhat

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I'm a white guy, watch me shut the fuck up and mind my own business because I respect boundaries

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That does seem rather intentional Dead boy detectives kicked all holy ass btw

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Thanks, I'll take 40 thousand of those whatchacallits

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Tom morello was in that movie playing his D&D character in heavy dwarf makeup What an awesome film

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Finally saw a Cybertruk irl. They drove by the bar where I was singing karaoke. My song ended (Sugar by SOAD) just as they pulled up, so I gave them a nice loud "SORRY ABOUT YOUR TINY DICK YOU FUCKING DOUCHE" and everyone flipped them off. The lady riding shotgun laughed, gracefully accepting it.

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sisyphus works at arby's these days. she's talking to a shelter about adopting a puppy. a beagle mix. they're concerned that her work schedule won't allow enough time together for the two to form a strong bond. she tries to date, sometimes. it hasn't worked out lately. the curly fries are good today

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My MOM was like check out this weegy film called Sisu She's so fuckin cool lol 5 stars, silent protagonist except for yarrgh and urrrgh

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