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Kinew
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*in the voice* who's my fiscally responsible little girl? Come on, show me some austerity, fuck yes
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Kinew@kinew.wtf |
152 followers 139 following 1135 posts
Sousaphone shithouse, Phil Collins phan, short shorts slut, poly-bi disaster. He/him It is your moral duty to either bully an AI shill or burn down a datacentre 📍hammock (probably) Please direct all criticisms by email to crylaugh.emoji@kinew.wtf
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Kinew
@kinew.wtf
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*in the voice* who's my fiscally responsible little girl? Come on, show me some austerity, fuck yes
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Kinew
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I'm thinking maybe surface area is the issue? Like with a larger portion they're all clumped together, milk can't get in and around in the same way to soak in just the right amount?
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Kinew
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Appreciate if you don't start sharing screenshots of my skeets with people I've blocked for being AI loving dipshits, drama farmers or techbro weirdos, cheers 👍
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Kinew
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I mean who can blame your phone for being a *bit* bumboozled
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Kinew
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Genuinely this has been the best deal I've ever got from TGTG - all I was after was a couple of sandwiches for my dinner on Saturday - I've had I think 8 full meals from it so far and also stocked the freezer and fridge with hummus and feta and cheese lol
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Kinew
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Seeing as there were 11 blocks of feta and 14 tubs of hummus in this, I feel like I'm going to be going in a very Mediterranean direction with food for a while - today, baked feta with honey and chilli (dipped some mini sub rolls from the same bag + crudités in this and also hummus and tzatziki)
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Kinew
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I had a blissful few months where I forgot the existence of the socialist sex doll account 😭😭😭
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Kinew
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They've used this as a weak excuse for far too long - this should have been baked into the protocol from the start, and at the very least should be being worked on far before some of the meme shit they're doing now.
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Kinew
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"if I was an athlete" Buddy, you couldn't run a bath, you racist sack of ham
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nicko genesis excelgelion
@nickayhf.bsky.social
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Yes Queen! Give us nothing
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Kinew
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Yessssss updating my linkedin now, chief minin scritcher
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Kinew
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I love every little Stan Kelly insert, they're all absolute gold
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Kinew
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Is it possible to bribe the panel with dreamies? 😻
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Kinew
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Also yeah having it with WiFi can mean it's pretty reliable, can mirror it to your pc/tablet or whatever, and it's a pretty smooth app. I don't have unlimited internet but like 20 or 40gb or something so it's functionally not touching any of that
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Kinew
@kinew.wtf
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I think it's largely because it's better for things that are more than just basic texting - like photos, videos, read receipts if that's your thing, group chats, voice notes, etc. Like I've got unlimited texts but sending a photo by text will cost money, free with WhatsApp.
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Kinew
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Our shields can't repel cheers of this magnitude!
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Kinew
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I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought, but world war four will be fought with egg
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Kinew
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Begun, the cheers wars have.... 😥
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Kinew
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Fully meant to reply this to @tenredpencils1.bsky.social friday cheers post rather than start my own, rival, cheers post
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Kinew
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Bottoms up
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Kinew
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Ah thankyou! I've got the stock and most of the hummus in the freezer - the feta turns out has a really long date on it? But they must have been changing out their ranges or something
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Kinew
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Closest thing to a glass I had to cheers with lol
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Kinew
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Got a £3 too good to go bag from a motorway services M&S and they've fully given me two crates of food, anyone know if you can freeze things like hummus? Feta? Chicken stock?
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Kinew
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Cheers! 🥚🍷
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Kinew
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Hahaha firstly I love the Shortening of the Shorts like the Scouring of the Shire, second yeah you helped with the shortening confidence and look far better in any of my clothes than I do, but the shortening was my personal philosophy
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Kinew
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Aside from everything else, I met you online, on twitter, and the amount of joy and love and happiness you've brought to my life vastly outweighs any accomplishment this mashed potato brained mf ever achieved in his 'real life'
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Kinew
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Did take me a good half hour to work out his kitchen though - why do posh people always hide their bins?
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Kinew
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Advantage of staying over at a bougie bandmates house: "hey man, we're taking the kids to swimming, back on an hour, help yourself to homemade sourdough and eggs from the chickens"
#eggclub 🥚🍳🍳🥚
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Kinew
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Just say you have no mates, no vision and nothing to offer, it's shorter. I've met most of my mates on here or twitter, fallen in love, met some great people, helped where I can and been helped tenfold, organised, campaigned, grown, developed, come out and thrived with people here - skill issue tbh
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Kinew
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Oh wait, someone in the last set shouted "no!" When asked "do you want to hear one more?!" So I guess there's at least some labour staffers in
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Sardines For Dinner
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How many times do people need to be told? If you’re still doing it at this point it’s because you think your little joke is more important than actual people you know.
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Kinew
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Waaa waaa waaaa lib Dems calling the cops, what a surprise
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Kinew
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She's a lib dem, so yes
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Kinew
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Chefs kiss
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Kinew
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Ahhh sods law! Always works out that way haha
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Kinew
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For anyone who's not an awful right wing sack of ham, it's the Constitution in Camden, next to the canal, here til about 9 🎺🎺🎺
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Kinew
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Just realised I'm playing in Keith's constituency tonight, absolutely no sign of labour bullshit in this pub thankfully
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Kinew
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Quite a way to spin you shitting on someone's unrelated mutual aid request because they you didn't like how they spoke about your shitty politics and smug attitude, but then what can we expect from an unapologetic lib dem?
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Jamie
@wizardcubes.bsky.social
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we still haven't heard anything back about my partner's benefits appeal, so if anyone has any money they can throw our way i'd be eternally grateful because we need groceries and the rent is overdue 🖤
paypal.me/wizardcubes
ko-fi.com/i_shot_jr
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Kinew
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Lib dem rhetoric and policy indistinguishable from Tory rhetoric: example number seventeen billion
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Kinew
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Haven't you got some more benefit sanctions to impose in exchange for useless bag charges, you smug lib cunt?
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Kinew
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Get off my lawn
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Kinew
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These dang kids and their acronyms
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Kinew
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Idk, the existence of a man called "Rap Monster" seems like it should be some kind of crime
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Kinew
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Shove it up your hole you smug cunt
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Jack
@jackinpogform.bsky.social
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Happy 'STFU Terf' day to all who celebrate.
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Beans
@beansinyourbum.co.uk
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The electorate decided that refugees, trans people and disabled people don't matter. Fuck the majority of this country, selfish and hateful bastards. Solidarity with those who are going to be badly affected by this, I'll always have your back <3
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Kinew
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Yeah, mine (+a lot of others I checked around this area) look the same - general story seems labour vote around the same, Tories cratered, reform up but not enough to challenge (thankfully) (The indy guy here is a "ooh local services investment green belt MORE COPS SEX BASED RIGHTS" cunt too)
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Kinew
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Yeah, and who knows, we might get lucky and he strains so hard doing that smug little grin in his inaugural speech that he pops an artery or something.
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Kinew
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Couldn't even give us Streeting out on his arse for a bit of light relief 😥
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