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kingchimp@kingchimp.bsky.social |
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chimp with a cowboy hat currently unstapling nuts from leg
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she has now attempted at least twice to sneak into the bar and we’ve had to shoo her away back outside. she has also expanded her fallout 76-esque base further along the ditch, so she’s digging in. she’s currently screaming “FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT LETS IT ALL FUCKING BURN!!!!”
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as a dark souls fan, i concur that they look like they smell like feet
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No, that’s dog food
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earlier today, she pissed in one of the chairs we use to take breaks out back of the bar. like, sat down, and started pissing as though it were a toilet. i was told someone sanitized the chair but im not sure. avoiding for now.
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a methhead named kathy with shitstained drawers has moved into the parking lot of my work. will update on stuff she does throughout the week or so
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american politics is so fucking broken we can’t even properly be mad about SCOTUS. There’s too much infighting to get anything done
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SCOTUS should be forced to do a press conference every month
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government sounding more and more like aperture science every day
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all hail king biden
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return to a monarchy anyone?
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i’m in no way saying i want him shot, im just saying im surprised he hasn’t summoned the wrath of a deeply unwell republican yet
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i’m amazed no one has shot morrisey yet
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you’re telling me a bunch of liverpool fans took over mordor? like hell lmao
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after learning that JRR Tolkien based the Orks off of british football fans, the shadow of mordor games become way funnier
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i think a witch has put a hex on me
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just saw that they gave him a deal where gets to walk free. they should also give him a million dollars
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i think julian assange should be set free and continued to run wikileaks
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too autistic for social interaction not autistic enough to be confident in what I do just autistic enough to be completely fucking embarrassed of my myself in public
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a stroke would fix me
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*takes huge hit of weed vape* happy memory day or whatever
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i feel clinically insane what the hell
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