Breakfast Octopus

Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:54 UTC

New York David Lynch be like "eyyy I'm fire walkin' 'ere"

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

That was, as they say, "a wild ride"

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Just like forcing yourself to wake up from a dream when you're scared. Except instead of your comfortable bed, there'd be Microsoft Excel.

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

If you stay surprised for longer than three hours, consult a doctor

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

This is the MONEY3D it appears once every 40000 years. Repost immediately or you will never have money again

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 07:06 UTC

Same energy

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

That logo makes me think Quietus is absolutely a venture capitalist fuelled startup

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Funny how victims of anus.com still keep washing up from time to time

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Not sure what this is worth, but I complete removed ongoing head pain by working on the insane tension I had in my neck muscles

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

I'm thinking I could actually improve my life by subscribing to a couple of grandpa magazines

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 09:13 UTC

What's the German word for the feeling you get when you're at the end of the tech tree but you're still playing?

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

WILD interpretation of onion domes there

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

I am too scared to buy a green suit jacket, but I YEARN

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

Guessing by his job title? Leading surgeons into battle

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

Anyone think these guys low-key fell off fr

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

99% male audience. Bringing back "guys being dudes".

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

There's a legit Unemployed Workers Union here in Australia and they do good work

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Watching the show House for the first time and I didn't realise it was called that because they're constantly breaking and entering into patients' houses

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

I think this is what is known as a "limit experience"

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

We need people to accept the fact that plot holes are ok

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

They thought it was a theme park based on Art Spiegelman's book

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Cold (Goon) Cave

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

Thinking of giving up object permanence for a while to see if that improves things

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 10:38 UTC

The great thing about Mike Mentzer is that he was a huge guy with glasses and an intellectual air and his wisdom was stuff like "it's actually ok to do meth"

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

Shielding my eyes from the levels of rizz emanating from this

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Breakfast Octopus @kirilldozer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

An "Armageddon" like scenario of training the nation's top drunk drivers to be astronauts because the mission will require operating in a very fume-filled environment.

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