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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat

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Yippeeeeee 19m 🔞- Furry (Avid UwU-er) - Pansexual (OwO) - Gamer (Ask me for my steam :] ) No art is mine!! If we’re chill I’m also in discord for chatting 🫶 (I’m in Maine btw) NSFW acc! No Minors! Vibing ig :3


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Whoops in my sulking today I may have forgotten to water my plants I hope they’re okay fuck fuck fuck

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People who have adhd do y’all also sit completely still only when you’re absolutely pissed / depressed? Like those are the only times I can think of where I don’t feel like I have to move something

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I’m realizing slay the spire is my comfort game bc I only play it when I’m upset

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I really don’t know anything about biking and also I am so out of shape but like I did an 8 minute mile and my legs are jelly skdndnfbfjf

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I need a good (under the desk) support 😋🎮

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All of my console games total are like $700 👀 👀 👀 I’m hoping this dude will buy for like 600 at least and just take them all so I don’t have to try and find buyers

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Kink Tierlist!!! I hope y'all can read this, because its a lot. All no's are either things I *cannot* receive due to anatomy, or things that are a fairly hard no for me. Fuck this was fun to do (I will have to do more in the future) Anyways, hope you guys learn something fun if you're interested~

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Man what happened to people asking if you’d like to RP before busting out full horny text Like I’m not comfortable RP-ing really at all (minus a few exceptions). Just not cool

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Nvm not feeling lewd I have figured out it is just random depresso episode @~@ We ball, we ball. Staring at a wall vibes are high tonight for some reason

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My ass is delirious from sleep deprivation, depresso, and excessive horniness so im playing tf2 and trying to quell it all

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The Amazon position goes hard but I can’t stop imagining bezos

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So real. Unfathomably real. Nothing to do in general where I am 😭

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GOD SUPER MARIO GALAXY MADE ME FERAL. I adore that game!!! I’m surprised how fast you answered-

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First drawing in like, a month, so I'm A bit rusty On heard it's bikini day, so here is my sona wearing a bikini. Kind of. She was at least wearing a bikini at one point.

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YALLLLLL GUMMIGOO HAS ARRIVED HES FUCKING BACK FROM THE POOF CAINE BE DAMNED THAT SIDE CHARACTER DO BE ALIVE

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Yes this was spurred by a friend calling me an incel, because this topic bothers me excessively… I know they meant it as the portmanteau but I literally hate being compared to the stereotypical low lives associated with that word. Just ugh they’re awful people

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People who genuinely hate other people because of their sexual activity are just stupid 😭 Im comfortable in my virginity, and if we’re taking the portmanteau literally then yes I am an involuntary celibate- I just don’t care about losing it soon/fast. The intimacy of the moment is FAR more pressing

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People saying I’m an incel gets on my nerves because: 1) I don’t hate women. 2) I am not frustrated by being a virgin. 3) I don’t consider myself unable to attract a partner. Like yea I’m a virgin, but I am SAVING for a special encounter. Its kinda hurtful ngl bc incels are lowest of the low to me.

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Oh my god it’s Pepsi blue.

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Bearing this in mind, I *will* definitely do more kink tier lists n stuff tho bc those are so fun

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I’m in my random wilderness shelter video arc again Mmmmmm makes me wanna do it but also I wouldn’t get far and all the tools would cost a lot

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This like idk how to take new pics that aren’t just copies so I haven’t at all even though I wanna! I still have pics on my phone so if anyone wants them just ask goobers

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In other news I have a bike now :3

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Twitter just showed me gunfire reborn gay yiff and I’m sobbing I know rule 34 of the internet and all but I was hoping it didn’t apply to the cute characters in that game 😭

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How many cybernetic enhancements to hit with a robutfucker? Today in my TEDtalk I’ll-

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Balls are good fidget toys

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Also man - my ass wants cuddles in bed right now I let my AC run for too long and now it’s chilly 😭 (Also I should go swimming)

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I’m rlly hyped because I found a $99 bike, a free bike rack that I think can fit my car, and someone to sell all my Ds / Wii games to in one night on Craigslist

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Page 53! This was also a fun page. Something about the 'double action' going on.

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My doggo got stung and she looks like a witch with her crooked nose I fucking love it (she didn’t yelp or anything, and it doesn’t seem to bother her)

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I’m actually able to walk fairly well during it too, it’s just my vision and hearing go bzzzz for a second or two - it’s fun :)

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I love standing up too fast and taking a few steps before like all my senses fade to black it is SUCH a sensation

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TIL there are a surprising quantity of furries near me thanks to barq Too bad I’m shy, but it’s neat to know! I should get a proot head made

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I’ve noticed that when playing souls games (as if that isn’t painful enough) I will take a sip of water every time I die in a boss… I think I’m gonna have water poisoning

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I’m but a simple protogen: I see ram I eat

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I wonder what type of pokemon that would be.

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Bro idek what I’m doing but I’m losing weight this is fucking sick!! (188 5’ 7, I used to be 210 in February)

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(The better way is cuddling while watching it)

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There is only one better way to end a night than by watching a Primitive Technology video with captions on.

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The next time I receive any nsfw image from anyone I am going to reply to it with “AWOOOOOGA” and other 90’s cartoon sounds. If they don’t like it they aren’t for me 💪👏

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If you see this you are cute, good, and deserve a hug

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This comic goes so hard

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I forgot it was fcf and was wondering why I barely saw any art in the AD list-

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