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The Goatman Cometh@koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social |
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The Goatman Cometh
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during the early covid days in NYC I managed to find and buy a huge pack of toilet paper. but I didn’t read the package it turned out to be the one ply trash. I didnt want to try braving the stores again so I suffered through the whole thing for the next several months
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yeah it's unfortunate. i knew a guy who was always kind of an insecure asshole and i wondered what his deal was. later i heard from a female friend who'd dated him briefly that he had a very small penis
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AOC has probably seen goatse at least 4 times
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Boy nut
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my favorite cursed detail is that she's wearing socks
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why do they call it oral when you or in the penis of out hot suck the penis
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you’re married to the teenage daughter from still standing? no way lol
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This is actually the noise I use to fall asleep every night lol. The humor isn’t lost on me
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Mormons have very high rates of antidepressant prescriptions so they’re not exactly raw dogging life
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Screw you, President Obama
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there’s a type of poster for whom 2016 was The Only Election and the lesson was that run of the mill democrats will always lose—despite every subsequent election to the contrary. the real lesson was that people really hated Hillary Clinton
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limp father of thousands
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the afghan twigs
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Gotcha. I’ll defer to you as the Florida politics knower, but this feels like a step in the right direction as to unfucking the state
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It was so irritating watching the democrats do well using Howard Dean’s 50 state strategy only to abandon it a few years later. Granted there’ve been significant realignments since ~2006, but at least try you guys
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And for an ostensible first world country, the USA has a lot to work on. But there’s no need to make shit up to try to get that point across
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people seem to want to believe that the US is a third-world hellhole on par with an African military dictatorship, instead of a largely well-off but flawed country
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*sighs deeply* would
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having a goon cave
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mommy milky
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man there has got to be a better synonym for laughing that you could have used here
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this is the shape of the loss: | || || |__
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bro we’re gonna party until we forget the sun in his jealous skies
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Because SCOTUS as it actually exists isn’t bad enough, we have to predict that it will always do the worst possible thing or the universe will punish our hubris
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At least NJ dems ditched Menendez. NY dems would have insisted on him being the nominee
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next time shoot for the much more common 尻
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wow they made the office into real life