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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🍉 ♿

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nerdy disabled autistic bisexual minnesotan socialist catdad, dm, and level 7 tabaxi druid. my account is cat pictures, nerd talk and leftie politics. tofu is white and ginger, tesla is b&w, krisko is the human (all he/hims)


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had a verbal fight with my mom, she claims that in 38 years i've never once asked for emotional support from her or my dad, she "evicted" me, then claimed she felt like I was going to physically harm her, now i'm catching an uber to a friend's house for the night which is "emotional blackmail"

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i'm lucky to have THEM

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children of time saga, no doubt. also elder race is a fucking phenomenal fantasy/scifi novella

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i'm sure it had nothing to do with me telling them i'm in excruciating physical pain or that there's a chance i'm trans or the requests for a hug they both denied. anyways they're both staying for three more days

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cannot even begin to express my gratitude to my bestie for coming over before my parents called 911 because i was "crying far more than could ever be considered reasonable" (note: when my girlfriend of two years left me they let me speak for five minutes before changing subjects to mortgage rates)

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lol i am a fucking dumbass

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my mom is visiting and literally stole my car keys immediately before demanding i clean the garage floor, and also gets screaming mad whenever i am audibly in pain. four more days of this.

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tonight wiggles returns to my home (my parents are with her, but i'm focusing on the positive)

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keeping you from watching the pot, because then it would never boil.

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if he's anything like my dad, it's ok when he does psychological harm to you because he's angry/upset, but if you ever reciprocate in the least you're an ungrateful brat who will be treated like a hormonal 13yo kid despite being in your thirties

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we used to be a country where senators would beat each other with their walking canes

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my folks are coming to stay for a few days but they're finally seeming to understand how diffucult my new symptoms make my life and are offering to step up and help out. crossing my fingers they don't go back to their old ways of "well you should be used to your disability by now so it's no excuse"

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i've gotten better about it over the years but this person and i actually grew pretty close. the first person in my life i talk to on the phone almost daily, and a rare person who doesn't judge me for self-medicating when doctors won't help.

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it helps, thanks

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my "friend" does not even realize anything is wrong and in trying to hand write a grocery list length set of notes for myself for our next talk i literally blacked out for an hour from the pain of holding a pen. my parents start staying here tomorrow, that'll be even worse.

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sorry for being a depressing account lately. my disability is suddenly accelerating and i'm losing use of my right side. my hand and foot hurt worse than the time i got literally stabbed, with less control of my body. it's so frustrating and painful, i can't even hold a pen without screaming anymore

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i'm disabled, i just have so little to offer people that i often overextend what i can offer. and my disability is drastically worsening lately so the impulse to counter that grows

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it was the final thing that made me realize i'm the friendship equivalent of a side ho.

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i'm just so desperate for real friends that i can share with that i get blinded, plus I have an innate inability to turn away those who "need help" because of anxiety or terrible workplace conditions or awful relationships or whatever

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tysm

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there is a toxic person in my life and when things are good they are my best friend but when i realize they've been introduced to all my friends and i to none of theirs, plus our conversations only happening when it benefits them... i don't know how to turn away a "friend" in "need"

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felt like killing myself, took a short nap, now feel like killing everyone except myself! that's personal growth, baby!

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tofu lost his arms in the snuggle wars

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increasingly less so.

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well fuck, i'm sure talking to an empathetic friend could never have any beneficial effects for me right now as my hand is in such terrible shape that trying to grip a pen hurts so badly i scream loud enough to scare my cats, so yeah i guess there was no reason for either of us to continue talking.

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i have a friend who has a lot of anxiety and often calls me before events (work shifts, dates, meetings, etc) that set anxiety off. but on more than one occasion if i share that i'm currently struggling with my health i get told this "isn't helpful [to me right now]" and the call ends.

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guess who's getting belly rubs? (hint: it's tofu, it's always tofu)

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aside from getting usa disability money (lol good luck on that one, fucker) the only structural advantage to being disabled in this country is people think cripples are inherently so brave and noble that you're able to shoplift super easy

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you have displeased 90s camera tunnel cat. atone for your sins.

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tofu comforting tesla after i brushed away 5% of his body mass in shedding season

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i went to one of his early events for congress and he was running late directly from an event from his kids school so he was still in a werewolf costume from the neck down at the town hall. between that and his line "I'd rather lose with 90% of people voting than win with 40%" had me for a lil bit

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tesla is in beached seal mode

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werebeans

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there's a few hours of july 4th left, there's still time!

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just got a call because of some major bad trip emergencies. in order brought up: 1. her hair (which is dyed red) isn't red enough 2. her cats are members of the italian mafia 3. she thought she had accidentally sent me a vag pic (she hadn't) 4. somebody or something called "boover"

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the only time i support the american flag is when it is in bikini format. 🫡🫡🫡

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dear god i thought helping my parents pack and leave this morning was gonna be the end of the drama and i could take the rest of the day off but one of my friends is having a bad acid trip and is calling every 20 minutes to make sure both of us still exist.

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i have 99 problems, and they are all luftballons.

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it feels like a breakup but I care more this time

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fuck i've realized i may need to unfriend someone in real life and i am not equipped for that in any way

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i can't even cry right now because my parents are spending the night and the absolute best case scenario is they don't hear me and the far more likely scenario is they tell me to stop being so loud and dramatic because they're trying to sleep, maybe accuse me of attention seeking

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thanks. i think you more than most understand why this was so important to be able to try and express

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sorry, this is unfair to about a dozen people on here whose support means a lot to me.

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this is why i went on a social media haitus earlier, the compulsion to share every unsolvable problem in my life to a giant audience that couldn't possibly give less of a shit because the human behind it is not why they follow this account here, have another cat picture

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my parents, who i have been dogsitting for for almost a month, are criticizing me for not accomplishing other various projects and they don't seem to understand that their son is DISABLED so i can save my energy to walk the dog 3 miles a day or assemble my desk and risk neglecting their dog for days

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wait... am i the bad friend?

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