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The #SupremeCourt is a joke. RBG is spinnin'.
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he/him author gad about limeaid enthusiast
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The #SupremeCourt is a joke. RBG is spinnin'.
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i'm trying to start beef w/ the local taekwondo consortium.
#kungfu
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The most YOU can get
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That's what they get for letting Puddle of Mud open for them. I'm very sorry.
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Life's a seat, have a bench.
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It feels more real than anything I've ever seen in tv/movies.
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That was you?!
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This reminds me of when Jerry Seinfeld came out a few weeks back.
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Oh wow
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A lot of people don't like using public restrooms. I'm the opposite. I use them exclusively. I'm not doing that gross stuff in my own house. That toilet is just for show.
#notinmyhouse
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Unchecked bigotry- er, sorry. I mean "free speech"?
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Waaltuh, I'm reading about sheds Waaltuh.
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Probably the only good thing about dudes like this, they just can't help but tell on themselves.
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Well there's one more...
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Omg yes
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Only if it fits on the first try. You know the rules.
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Congratulations!!
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Jokes on them. I only wishlist games so I get an alert when they're discounted.
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Okay, just tried it. Can confirm. Heart was full. Then I noticed the GF had walked in on it. Pretty sure she loves me even more now. Double win.
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Oh I like this.
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This is impossible to disagree with.
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Most likely not. Unless someone creepy in the lobby was trying to talk to me and I needed an excuse to walk across the room and fill my mouth with something.
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Shit is getting serious.
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I think we have to wait a couple more weeks.
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Nah, it's gotta work this time
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Baby elon 'bout to sue
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"to be queerly honest"?
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Six?
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Fighting the good fight.
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God DAMMIT theresa.
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I wish I was a shark.
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I'm mad just thinking about it.
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follow me for more life hacks
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Now I'm thinking of a private detective who is a hobbyist cartoonist that somehow always solves his cases through stream of conscious cartooning.
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This picture stressed me out so much, I had to break something to cool off. It works!
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100%
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Ha!
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Hahah
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Missy? Is that you?
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Cashing out my 401k to invest.
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Cut to 15 minutes later, I'm making them a snack, telling them where valuables are, trying to win them over.
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That's about right.
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ope, my b
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If only they made bigger shirts
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🤢 🤮
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Idk... I'd be cool with watching them all fight to the death.
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Lmao
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I love this.
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I love this
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the worst person you knows tiny home
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