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clownpenis.fartlow
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he needs garmonbozia
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124 followers 253 following 1486 posts
Professional. Homosexual. Dog dad. (n.b. . = 👏)
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clownpenis.fartlow
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he needs garmonbozia
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clownpenis.fartlow
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you must view this purported labour victory in the context of vibes
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clownpenis.fartlow
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all subsidized by that fat tax exemption churches get just by thinking it
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Come on up, Melanie
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clownpenis.fartlow
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[Liz Truss doing jazz hands]
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clownpenis.fartlow
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would not be caught dead in this hearse
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Vergogna!
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clownpenis.fartlow
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the thing about the cybertruck is that it’s disabled on the side of the road, throwing error messages because the humidity is too high or whatever
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clownpenis.fartlow
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(can't believe I am saying this but) I actually read this fucking weirdo's entire tweet. It's not even clear to me how the sentences relate to each other. It is some kind of shitty TERF nonsense fugue.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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god damn does that mean pelosi's daughter is going to be biden's primary caregiver now
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clownpenis.fartlow
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look, just because this is how NYT guest essays are made doesn't mean I have to like it
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clownpenis.fartlow
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do we have a Trump ruddiness report today. his complexion is always so normal
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clownpenis.fartlow
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when your imaginary acquaintance is not even AWARE of how many penised lesbians smh
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clownpenis.fartlow
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bloody large glasses energy fr
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clownpenis.fartlow
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suckin' on a chili dog outside the Windsor Heights Dairy Queen
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clownpenis.fartlow
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the 10th amendment reserves to the States the police power to shoot themselves in the dicks
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clownpenis.fartlow
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POLITICO exclusive: POLITICO to dig trench deeper, faster
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clownpenis.fartlow
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"Secretary Mayorkas, let's discuss Secret Service"
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clownpenis.fartlow
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it is Sweaty Queer Summer in this house. same as last year
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Haldeman: John says Barro is not ready. But probably soon. President: He...uh, what the hell does he need? You know, what is the biggest question? Haldeman: Well, I guess, who- Nixon: Before he's going to call? Haldeman: -who replaces, first. Nixon: We ought (unintelligible) goddamned podcast.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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A Mark V e-meter. Found at a yard sale - offered $5 and was accepted.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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jesus fucking christ, lindsey graham looks like the tapeworm that operates mitch mcconnell is migrating to a new host
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clownpenis.fartlow
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whoa this guy has $36,000
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Guidance for Industry: Information For Republicans Publicly Jerking Off Some Guy Who Is Not Their Husband
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clownpenis.fartlow
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clownpenis.fartlow
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"Biden must drop out" is the inexorable extension of the "only Democrats have agency" axiom. Republicans *simply cannot be expected* to nominate anyone other than a rapey seditionist felon named Trump, so it is up to Democrats to nominate some unnamed candidate from the Realm of Forms, for America.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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thanks, Biden
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clownpenis.fartlow
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stare decisis except when "lmao j/k"
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clownpenis.fartlow
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so hey how did RFK Jr. and the worm do
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clownpenis.fartlow
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is dean phillips in your dms
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clownpenis.fartlow
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like a good strong Palestinian or what?
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clownpenis.fartlow
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apologizing to the Russian hackers reading my bitch-ass emails
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Unless it is a product that I urgently need at that moment, I refuse to press the button, replace any other items, and simply leave the store. It just seems easier for everyone involved.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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dang check out that Karl Rove melon
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clownpenis.fartlow
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"Have you guys ever heard of the rectal venous plexus?"
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clownpenis.fartlow
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how it yearns for death
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clownpenis.fartlow
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"Holy shit someone actually wants to hear to my shitty opinions again" -Republican picking up every phone call
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clownpenis.fartlow
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sometimes I think about that time Gavin McInnes livestreamed his own dildo play to own the libs and prove, somehow, how he is not homophobic, and I wonder if it was all a dream
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clownpenis.fartlow
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motherfucker is that Starfleet Academy
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clownpenis.fartlow
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proud to live in the Susan B belt
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clownpenis.fartlow
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kicking it past the election
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clownpenis.fartlow
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oh god these poor people
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clownpenis.fartlow
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I guess/hope they send 2 cleaners so no one has to be alone with Rudy Giuliani
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clownpenis.fartlow
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let's explore frog bodies together, suggestively
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clownpenis.fartlow
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Introducing the Prevost Gratuity luxury RV!
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clownpenis.fartlow
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I'm not sure it's all that complicated. They like him because he gives them permission to hate who they hate. Maybe it makes up for their grandkids not speaking to them, who knows.
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clownpenis.fartlow
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i smoked a pack of cheese a day in my 20s
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clownpenis.fartlow
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ok fine ski trips only
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clownpenis.fartlow
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NHTSApocalypse
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clownpenis.fartlow
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I am sorry to differ with you, Sir
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