Lifelong Bills fan, Veteran, Husband to an amazing wife.
Silently hoping the folks setting off fireworks in the field across from my house blow off a finger or two.
Some of us have to work in the morning, jackass.
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Celebrating the birth of a country that is clearly in a downward spiral seems an interesting choice.
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What would it take to put in place some terms limits for Supreme Court Justices?
Asking for a couple hundred million friends
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Like this post you cowards
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I know I’m new here but is this site just mostly cats?
I’m not saying this like it’s a bad thing, there’s just a TON of cats around here. In fact here’s mine recently whispering into my dog’s ear.
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I honestly forgot about this movie and boy is it a good one. You’re right, Cruise hasn’t given a performance like that in years. I’d even settle for a performance like his in Risky Business.
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My cat Samson looks like he’s whispering something nefarious into my dog’s ear. I’m not sure if I should be concerned.
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I’m sure others have said it but it’s also incredibly elitist to assume that everyone who dines in a restaurant has access to a smartphone.
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I’ve been that guy, frantically waving my arm in the stall trying to get the sensor to notice
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We live in one of the most obese countries in the world, so please explain why stores seem to stock mostly slim fit dress shirts.
I just want something that’s comfortable
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Companies that wait until a Friday evening to send you a rejection email to the job application you submitted earlier in the week are cowardly and shows what sort of employee they’d likely be if you had been hired.
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Nobody at this hospital has the ability to Google anything? And what does it matter who he is in the first place? Give the man the care he needs and save his life
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Well the thing about Marge is that she’s an idiot.
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One thing nobody ever tells you about having pets in the home is that your every move is always under observation.
It’s like being watched by the world’s neediest security guard
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The Google Nest sucks as a thermostat. If you ever have the thought of getting one, first punch yourself in the nuts for ever considering it. Second, just get a programmable thermostat without a mind of its own.
It’s like I’ve installed the fucking HAL 9000 to keep my house cool.
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Disappointed to find that game six of the Eastern Conference Finals are being preempted by the WHAS Crusade for Children.
Yeah it’s an important cause, but it could’ve been done tomorrow, or earlier.
Let’s Go Rangers #NYRangers
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Right? That’s why I wondered why they’d have it removed, or maybe they think because it can be done within a profile or still complies with the requirement
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Perhaps it’s back? I don’t know since I got rid of my account, but as of this morning the only way to block anyone was to go into their profile and do it that way. Couldn’t be done inside a thread
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Just deactivated my Twitter account. Elon has removed the one saving grace of that hell site, the block button, so it was time to go.
I’ll simply talk into the void here
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