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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Yes, let's keep convincing these men to never have unprotected sex.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

Keeping up with the Dune shitposting

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Shy HulUwUd

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

"I demand free first class tickets for life." "WHAT?!?!?" "I'm a lesbian." "Oh, right this way, Madame!"

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

UwUsul

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

Groucho walked so Leslie could run.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Police Squad! getting canned is what led the Zuckers to take all their ideas and made The Naked Gun (which has the subtitle "From the Files of Police Squad!").

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

"Yay, Police State (D)!"

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Nikt nie zadziera z Jezusem. I hope Google Translate serves me well because I don't know a lick of Polish.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

God Shitposter Of Dune

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Much like throwing a slider or playing cornerback in a cover 3 set, I am fully knowledgeable of such things, but lack any semblance of skill to actually pull it off, even after trying for 12+ years lol

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

I don't need to lie to my dentist. I just tell him he was there the last time I flossed.🤷

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

"You're now cursed to be a vampire! Your soul is lost and your family will now try to hunt you down!" "k" "Also, garlic kills you now." "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *stakes self*"

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Also some semblance of converting the bowling alley of your underwear from a standard 10 pin lane to a New England candlepin lane.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Candlepin bowling is the shit. #Maine

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

"Yay, Police State (D)!"

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

That eliminates...three songs from contention.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Hospice online is when your heart monitors have wifi ❤️

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

That's my hope. We're already at "having sex with a woman is gay" alpha discourse.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

"Not nice mode" would be leaving an imprint of the backside of your camera in the middle of your forehead. She got lucky.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

How do you possibly spin something off into screwball comedy when the source material already has the best jokes you could make? Blazing Saddles worked so well because westerns were super serious films at the time.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

I watched this a LONG time ago. Can't remember much about it, but personally, I feel like a lot of bigger films don't take themselves seriously enough to warrant a full parody film. Once Scary Movie (parody) started aping on Scream (satire), the whole "Mel Brooks spoof" genre was dead.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

The "joke every single frame of film" is why Police Squad got canceled by its network. Executives were afraid viewers wouldn't like a show where you couldn't just passively watch and get everything.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

My two rules of life: 1. Never crush on a straight girl 2. Never crush on a girl at work Why are there so many cute straight girls at work ♥

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Wait, DC is a state now? When do their senators and representative (with full congressional voting power) take office?

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Male to Girl tracks lol

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

"My brother plays jazz baritone saxophone. It's a lot like being a samurai warrior. You used to be able to do it for a living." - Emo Phillips

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

As someone who lives on the coast, I do *not* want to see a drunk dump duck...

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:24 UTC

"I like Susan Collins. Her words are like gospel to me. There's four different versions of them." - Emo Phillips

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

She's like Susan Collins in that regard. Sides with Republicans unless it'll pass without her vote, then she's allowed to vote against it and call herself "bipartisan."

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:21 UTC

Nah, give Susanna a Norlin-era Les Paul that clocks in at like 13 pounds. Only reason I don't play my '81 Custom out that much.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

That is the weakest battle vest I've ever seen. And I've seen battle vests laden with adult contemporary artist patches. Actually, that one went pretty hard. Rocking a Celine Dion back patch at a Megadeth show takes some serious chutzpah.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 06, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

"Draw me like one of your French poodles ♥"

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

I'm playing Yubel, Marincess, and Lunalight right now. Good ol' big dumb beater decks 😀

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

What deck(s) are you playing? =D

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

I like my men how I like my coffee: hot, sweet, maybe smell like caramel, and far away from my crotch.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Even though it doesn't star Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Horror Picture Show is my favorite film in the Rocky franchise.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

It's days like this that I'm glad my mom has the technological knowledge of a moldy tangerine.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Who among us hasn't freely given classified information to a fake Tinder profile?

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Facebook dying would definitely help close the "vaguely racist grandma to batshit Qanon cultist" a bit.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Doubly funny since it was assumed that Renee Richards would destroy women's tennis, when she spent an entire week ranked in the top 20 (#19) and made a single event finals (in doubles).

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Also, according to the same people, men are so disgusting that a woman touching one becomes instantly less desirable.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

REAL MEN SHOULD AVOID ALL FEMININE THINGS. NOTHING IS MORE FEMININE THAN A WOMAN. REAL MEN SHOULD ONLY FUCK REAL ALPHA MEN.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Ol' Vladdy was a handsome and hunky man before a Bene Gesserit got pissed at him and poisoned him to make him incredibly fat.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

It really is for the best.

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Kylora 🏳️‍⚧️ @kylora2112.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Game day quote: DM/NPC: "I need you to recover this tome for me. I would do it myself, but I have my fingers in a lot of pies right now." Me/my character: "Well, I'm good at getting my fingers into and out of a lot of pies, sliding in and out of things aaaaaaaaaaaand holy shit that came out wrong!"

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