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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️

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why must I pat the dog like I’m checking a cantaloupe for ripeness

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Catinahat's avatar Catinahat @fizbansghost.bsky.social
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I thump my cat like a watermelon

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Zach Grant!'s avatar Zach Grant! @zachgrant.bsky.social
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If it sounds like a snare drum, that's good. If it sounds like I keep a bass drum, that's good, too.

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Ben Birdsall's avatar Ben Birdsall @elephony.bsky.social
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It's important to know you're dealing with an adequately resonant pooch!

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Arash Mohebbi's avatar Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
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Because my pup likes it

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Grace🌸⚾🩷's avatar Grace🌸⚾🩷 @bstrong103.bsky.social
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I do that to my cat, lol!! She has the cutest rounded rib cage, I can't help it 🤣.

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ebillcoyne's avatar ebillcoyne @ebillcoyne.bsky.social
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We must for the same reason we draw breath. It helps make for a long and happy life.

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Darth_Massey's avatar Darth_Massey @darthmassey.bsky.social
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It helps make sure your dog doesn’t have a collapsed lung. If they did it would sound more dense instead of giving you that satisfying “thump” you’re used to.

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sperfur 's avatar sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social
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Because the sound is so satisfying and the dog enjoys it.

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that Otter Sarah 's avatar that Otter Sarah @simsarah.bsky.social
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I’ve always assumed it was the same impulse that makes us click tongs.

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DoubleTrouble's avatar DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
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Why must my dog put it's snout deep up my butthole like I've hidden a treat up there? 😫

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Pine Affinity's avatar Pine Affinity @breed.bsky.social
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have you seen them in the same room?

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Pamtheism's avatar Pamtheism @pamtheism.bsky.social
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I feel seen! 🙂

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