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ladycaviar@ladycaviar.bsky.social |
Pholonious, a very large tuxedo cat, is laying on my friend's ankle, despite pspsps and other enticements
Me: just move him with your foot
Her, her eyes wide: hell no, are you insane? Everyone knows you get One Thousand Years of jail for that
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Carey
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That is a direct violation of Section 23.1 of Cat Law. The solution is for someone else who is without cat to get up and retrieve treats to summon the cat away voluntarily. If there is no one who is catless, you just die on the couch.
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