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Artist, designer, writer, and photographer. Owned by Miss Sugars, a sweet but persistent Siamese. @ladycaviar on social platforms

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I am so desperately tired ofbeing in the evil universe

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Please go there now

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The nausea this inspired was world class

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You're batting 1000 on garbage articles, NYT

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This ain't it, NYT

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I'm so close!

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At the moment though, that sounds heavenly

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"HAHA HE FELL FOR THE BOX TRAP, LARRY"

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Fair enough. But that other link didn't link to him at all

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You can't fool me, that's a balloon animal

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No, he's still here
that was the wrong link
Try @mattgertz.bsky.social

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So it takes 80 years to forget.

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I drink regular Coke by the case. I suspect the numbers are boosted by whales like myself

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I have a friend who inherited a house in Colorado which was plumbed entirely with green garden hose. Delightfully, it was entirely wired behind the walls with connected extension cords.

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Also the birthday of Sally Ride, Stevie Nicks, John Wayne, Lenny Kravitz, Pam Grier, and Jeremy Corbin

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The revolution should be televised

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He fancy

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My friend's Labrador got into the compost and ate something so weird that he barfed up *neon green* all over an antique Persian carpet

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"Nothing is written in stone. And even if it were, you know how to use a hammer, don't you?"

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MOTHER I MUST HAVE HAM

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My friend kept grounding her son for playing with his Gameboy when he was supposed to be doing homework until i took her outside and proved it was a mockingbird doing videogame noises

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That's what you get for playing the "Rumplestiltskin Bonanza Blowout" slot machine

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Danger pompoms

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I NUDO INSPECTR I LICK YUP, THOSE ARE NUDOS

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I can't with his permanent sneer

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Just trying to imagine if people a few hundred years ago had been here to witness, in the span of a few weeks, an eclipse, an earthquake, a supernova as bright as the North Star, and an unexpected appearance of the northern lights.

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Black She-Hulk takes off her earrings before she transforms

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That's because a decade or so ago they (the Chinese, i think) found a technique to spin the broken/short flax fibers usually culled from linen manufacture. It doesn't hold up as well because those short fibers can't twist tight enough like the long fibers can

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Yo “Gays Against Groomers” the org comprised entirely of straight people except for one bisexual woman at the top who’s husband is a convicted pedophile just dropped the hardest fucking trans rights flag ever made thinking it made us look scary instead of inconceivably badass. This is ours now.

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Do Colonial Era flags send them back in time?

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Has anybody asked it since "Have you no decency, sir?"

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If they're enemy combatants, then it is specifically a war crime to use tear gas on them

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Pholonious, a very large tuxedo cat, is laying on my friend's ankle, despite pspsps and other enticements

Me: just move him with your foot

Her, her eyes wide: hell no, are you insane? Everyone knows you get One Thousand Years of jail for that

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Wait can you not alt text a gif? Man on overly ornate couch kisses his miniature giraffe and says, "opulence, I has it"

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The people I live with have mastered the art of leaving ONE SQUARE of tp on the cardboard tube so they don't have to be the one who has to change the roll. I mean aspirational levels of pettiness

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Her: I'm getting a snack you want one? Me: Nah, thx ... Me: Did you just bring a whole-ass box of Velveeta out here and bite into it? Her: (mouth full) yeah ... Me: that is metal af

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