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Living and eating burritos Detroit Lambwaffle elsewhere

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My old hound used to love baby carrots. The current dog does not.

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My uncle, who used to be a model, has been using only a single kitchen chair to exercise for the past 30 years. Each night he does his chair maneuvers.

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It's good that AI is taking over creative jobs, freeing up human beings to return to our true love: dangerous manual labor

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There doesn't need to be justification or anything! You can believe in ghosts! Tarot! Crystals! Flat earth! Nobody can stop you.

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Interesting that you can believe any bullshit you want in this silly old world.

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I know this guy whose parents have become flat earthers.

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At work I'm converting some vbs scripts to js. I'm discovering there's a lot of differences between the two languages.

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Fire ants are cool. They should create more fire things. Fire squirrels. Fire birds. Etc.

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This country is getting increasingly mean and dumb.

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Proud to be an American.

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Nextdoor is good if I want to read posts from my neighbors threatening to shoot kids who knock on their door.

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One of the problems was it was never really clear what abilities this gave her other than a tendency to speak like a robot.

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Watched the movie Lucy starring scarlette johansson. It was pretty bad. It's one of these movies based on the supposition that humans only use 10% of their brain and if they used the other 90% they'd have super powers. Dumb!

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My upstairs neighbor has a dog she cannot control that is aggressive toward me and my dog and since my upstairs neighbor doesn't walk her dog farther than our shared yard she texts me when she is taking her dog out so we don't see each other. It's a great system that I love deeply.

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I feel like this guy has first hand experience regarding threats to democracy, though.

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The phrase jammy panties came to me in a dream

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Judging this guy for having a dog with a docked tail, but not neutered.

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That's why Kurt Cobain killed himself, I hear.

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Wat of you cAme home late from work and it's dark out and you go in to your bedroom and there's someone laying in your bed and it turns out it's you. You're already laying in the bed. That'd be fucked ip

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Might go get some eggs at the diner.

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Milfs are an invasive species not native to the Americas and cause a lot of damage to the ecosystem

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Vanish is a cool word. Think about how many things were lost before people decided they needed a word for that.

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Screen writers: You have to show a character on a show drinking alcohol from tiny single serving bottles if you want me to know that they are troubled.

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If Kirby drove a car it would have an "I am John Galt" bumper sticker and that don't tread on me snek

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If I was president I'd murder some people with my bare hands. Nobody could stop me.

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Trump has been gibbering incoherently his entire political career.

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She shouldn't have lied. No, she shouldn't have lied. She should have said, "father, I am leading these boys on a wild goose chase as my one true relationship, my one true love, is the road."

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In the Beach Boy's classic song Fun Fun Fun the narrator says, "and we'll have fun fun fun now that Daddy's taken her t-bird away," expressing a desire for the carceral state to turn her toward a more traditional mating role and away from her love of the open road.

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For real tho, I am not sure why flaming hot cheetos gets so much love when flaming hot funyons exist.

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Meet my little friend. He did not like being in the mason jar. I let him out in the backyard.

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so a couple years ago i fell in with this real new agey group and the weirdest thing they got me to try was using spiders for nose cleaning. u just put a tube of spiders in yr nose and they clean out the gunk. they even ate nose hairs. there was sneezing powder u use at the end to sneeze them out

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wcw would have been such a good shit poster

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This is why the cousin Oliver, the interloper, is a violation. An acknowledgement that there is a world outside these people. This is why we despise him.

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so much depends upon a plate of onion rings glazed with fryer grease beside the patty melt

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The essence of the sitcom is this dream-like surrealism in which the world seemingly revolves around this group of people.

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