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Tasmanian Blade Runner

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Shitpost, shit takes, and always ready to go shit for shit.

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☝️🤓Will someone match his freak‼️‼️⁉️

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I'm making a TikTok platform but ONLY for videos of UFOs. China has already given me a sizeable grant and a very quiet military official named "Daniel" who oversees my work. Like literally. He's behind me right now. Everyone say hi to "Daniel"!

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I don’t rock with Gladiator 2 existing but it’s a lil funny Denzel is the random New Yorker in Rome

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Never trust a bitch asser playing an electric guitar with their thumb

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It’s up to me, the only resident in Wisconsin

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If she isn’t on my case about my boom boom pow she’s gettin blocked

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Neither side thoroughly liked the music, it’s just social media beef with music added - not included

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so what we goon out, that’s how it’s supposed to be because we’re young n wild n free

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Tbh most normal person on the app, i think about 4 inches more than Jon Bois

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Being an obsessive fan for someone seems like so much work tbh, having gifs and photos on standby for absolutely anything and it’s some guy or girl you’ve never met doing the most mundane normal thing ever I would personally just shoot myself

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That dogwifcat account is lowkey dangerous, i’m pulled out of the friendly look with the crypto scam collaborators they’re associated with. There is no joke on this post, if the AI isn’t throwing you off then the shady behavior might. Good song tho, lives up to the friendliness

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Bruh I hit an escape room for once with my friends and I understood the puzzles immediately but they ignored me mf cant have shit being the patient one

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I’m here for twitter 2, i dont like the stupid direction to turn twitter into an everything app with a subscription for “free speech” when it’s just social media. I’m here for the social media, it still sucks without meme pages

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It’s fine but I’d rather mfs commit to it instead of making accounts here just asking “what’s your twitter”

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The army moot people just have Bluesky in case twitter goes down

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This post better put me on some blocklists ☠️

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That’s just fucked up declaring the app a backup, commit to it or don’t fucking bother lol you have practically no chance losing anything on a federated platform - even a pseudo-federated one like Bluesky lol hit up Mastodon if you wanna be sure

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Man fuck that that’s too much work, I’d rather make my schizo posts than devolve down to follow 4 follows

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Ight we getting the filter for the army n moots out, 9 posts and they dont make any fucking sense

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Just go watch the episode of spongebob when the food critic goes to the krusty krab, gets the same plot points as the whole show in one episode

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Personally I’d be scared when the bluesky gf whips out her 9 inch batterring ram 💀

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You know I’d be mad the police shot at me yesterday but i did shoot a firework at them

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youtu.be/ZkITTCz1mhk

This stinks lmao it’s so jarring when they switch to each other’s “style” I don’t get who produced this and said “yea this is good”

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I massively underrated element filtering on my adblockers, I can’t believe I never just clicked and deleted whatever I didn’t like about a page all this time. Nevermind ads or basic annoyances, this is better No more bullshit on websites fr

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Sade got my fucking heart bruh fuck the Lana Del Rey or Kali Coochies whoever the fuck they are this is mine fr

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Then why are you making a point about it? That’s a lame stance if you can’t stand by your own words. “Pick your battles” hypocrite.

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And of course mind thaf Nord’s parent company pays out promoters to only list them as number 1. And again, parent company suspicions aren’t exclusive to me. Actually look into them, there’s a reason not everyone likes them.

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Pick yours, the burden falls on Apple in that case because the recovery email belonged to them. Proton MAIL has to comply to EMAIL laws. It’s a company, not a crime haven. Proton VPN doesn’t comply to email laws because it’s a different product. Why don’t you read what was given out? Why omit?

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Big Sean with Eminem? I remember when he was like “all these beautiful girls” getting him suicidal, what a glow up

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Damn I tried Mastodon again, it feels great but so empty. Bluesky’s nice but too polite, nobody really pulls the trigger. Mastodon is the same but they get mad if anything else isn’t quite leaning on Mastodon. Hope that bridge project works out tbh

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No way the forex trading losers made it to bluesky🤣 welcome to twitter 2

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Bruh Proton VPN is free, especially with more free servers in every country. Why bother with Nord for anything besides streaming? Their parent company has a strong habit of rebranding the same VPN into separate ones (they have ExpressVPN and Surfshark) nvm the scammy feeling paying off promoters

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Trump lowkey fucked up on his own end tho, you got the supreme court ruling an immunity while your biggest opp is still in office. Biden can drone strike your ass like Barrack Osama did and call it an act to national security ☠️ it’s a mercy he isn’t abusing the power, make a wish hitler 🤣

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Complaining about rich people is its own bum ass nonsense. Go live your life loser lmao

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A lifetime of anti-sunscreen propaganda and I’m overwhelmed by how I don’t feel the heat at 90 degrees, I am a fool and I’m overwhelmingly sad I didn’t think of having sunscreen sooner

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I’m not muting hellish amounts of accounts because I dislike them, they’re either weird or lowkey ugly

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Oh man, to take acid in the middle of a texas church evangelist session preaching death to everyone who isn’t a specific genotype while looking the most middle eastern in the crowd 😭

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“We need a term away from tweets!” Why not just take the fucking word from Twitter and actively say it here? Nobody takes bluesky seriously when it’s quoting Borat’s “bang bang skeet skeet n——“

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