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Lancaster Dodd

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No #1 Matt Hancock fan


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They won't solve the problem, but they will help you through the day. They will make those more intense moments more tolerable. They will act as a natural antidepressant to take the edge off. When you are not in a good space the most important thing is to find something that makes you smile

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Nature and wildlife really does have a way of making things feel better. No matter how deep of a hole you are in, no matter how awful your life is, no matter what ways your brain is unable to cope with the world presented to it; a prolonged engagement with a few peaceful animals makes it all better

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Fortunately, I know exactly who can help us get to the bottom of this!

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The fact that he said "the n word" and didn't type out that word in full shows that he already knows what the problem is and why those two posts were treated differently

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Sorry, philistine here. How are they Mollie Mae coded?

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Now to be fair, those might be in the introduction or footnotes

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Apologies for doing this, but the post, according to the New International Version, is not blessed

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This man has single handedly done more political damage to not just the tories, but the concept of parliament as a whole because he keeps creating headlines like "bill against throwing dogs into the sea voted down" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christo...

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There is an MP whose entire parliamentary career is shooting down bills that no one could possibly object to and have a complete bipartisan consensus because he does not believe that those bills have recieved enough scrutiny

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This is truly what Gramsci meant by the interregnum

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The ten commanments are hit and miss. The one about not killing is a classic but unfortunately went unnoticed historically. It is nice that God mandated a day off though

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In Ireland if you say that you have a crush on a politician the Garda make you walk around Dublin like this

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It is through this loophole that I intend to bankrupt Ticketmaster

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It is cheaper to pay a really strong man to help push you over the fence than it is to pay for concert tickets

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Most countries it is. And more over if you attempted to say that same bullshit as him you will probably get more than a few teeth knocked out of you before you have to worry about seeing a judge

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Counterpoint: do fuck with electrics because that is how you get magic powers, like is the case with radiation poisoning

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I have a personal rule that I always like the person I am responding to, so long as I am not arguing with them. If it is friendly and so on, I always like

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When you think about it, there are a lot of fauna and life which thrive more in higher temperatures. So if anything global warming is the fossil fuel industries preserving life and encouraging ecology!

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Happy Birthday! 🥳

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I have a friend who said something to the effect of "if you can not be bothered to actually read what I have wrote and will just get an AI to scan for keywords, then why would I not also do the same thing and get an AI to shit something out?"

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Considering the British example, I can't wait for them to all immediately start lying and saying that they all held their nose and voted NFP only for their posts to be pulled up of them saying "FUCK THE TROTS I AM VOTING RN TO SAVE THE REPUBLIC FROM ISLAMO-LEFTISM!"

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Maybe it was a bad day, and if he preforms well in another debate then I could see him shifting the narrative to it just being an old man senior moment. But why take that risk knowing that if he has a similar performance then his campaign will collapse?

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That's a misread of my post, it's a no but not a firm definitive one. I say no only insofar as you tend not to see near senile people participate in public debates for high office, especially in today's age where info is much more easily disseminated. Biden is a unique case who might make this a yes

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It depends. Most of the time no. But if your debate performance was bad to the point where people are wondering if you are going to be alive by the end of your next term, and if you are cognizant enough for the remainder of your current term, then I would say yes

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I love the idea of going back in time to the 80s and telling some social democratic French zionist that in 40 years they are going to unconditionally back Le Pen's party

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Personally, I would say about 70% for a smooth transition, and about 50-60% for a scenario where Biden stays with a stable party

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Call me cynical, but I think that 70% for the first is a tad optimistic. Maybe if all the future debates go ahead and Biden is closer to what he was like in 2020, but if we see another debate in September and he gives a similar performance then Biden is going to bleed voters like crazy

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What was it like being in a coma?

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After 20, there are not as many "ages". You have 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and one last category which is just "really old" -- only pedants try to talk about the ones inbetween

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We are talking about hypothetical people who spend thousands of bucks on toys, not the average median American. There is a difference between being at risk of destitution due to the hellish conditions of a wage-labourer, and someone with an infantile and self-destructive obsession with commodities

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If we are being honest, the kind of adult who spends ludicrous amounts of money on action figures intended for children is either going to have a broken life and on the verge of homelessness or be incredibly well off. There is no middle ground, they are either uber screw-ups or part of the 0.1%

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You have only choose that post in order to gain power and support in the Army to launch a coup!

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I just remembered that before becoming a streamer, Dr Disrespect previously worked for Sledgehammer Games. A developer owner by Activision Blizzard I am about two or three more public revelations of former employees away from believing that all former AB employees should be on a list

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This is multiplied exponentially when the person who rockets to stardom was, by what it seems, not that good of a person before becoming famous

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Listen, we all know that the smart policy in regards to the middle east is to essentially do everything possible to start a full regional war which has a high chance of escalating into a world war. This is realpolitik

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We need Musk to break Twitter some more so this site can get more private investor funding

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Given a scenario where BS gains a massive boost in popularity, an inevitability considering that Twitter is only a few good wacks and Musk screw-ups away from collapsing and here and Threads are the only two viable competitors, said new wave are going to ignore the federalism completely

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Federalism only works on Reddit because it acts as a singular body which a bunch of fourms exist on at the same time. It doesn't on BS because said federalism doesn't work on a core level with Twitter's design

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All in all, yet another W for the principle of democratic centralism

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The old Twitter dynamic of everyone being united under a shared hatred of Jack's bizarre and inconsistent moderation philosophy is so much healthier than a bunch of self-nominated & self-important cops waging a secret war against 500 other fringe clicks that operate beneath the surface of the site

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Because the official CIA/SVR RF/MI6/MSS backed method of concealing one's identity is the double bluff. That is why all spooks actually go by their real names when undercover

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Unrelated, but I am now imaging an alternate world where Eccleston ended up getting the role of Littlefinger and am feeling sad I don't live there. Instead of a machiavellian weasel, we get the most evil man on the planet

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The amazing part about British movies and tv is that there is a unique niche dedicated to directors deliberately trying to get Doctor Who performances, and actors who want to play the Doctor and are very unsubtly channeling that aura. This also exists with James Bond

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There are two kinds of Twitter powerusers Ones who have 10 different accounts with various purposes. Some are infiltrating behind enemy lines, securing information from other groupchats And the single accounts, who post like hell on just the one account, dedicating their whole life to it

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Complacency? Active denial from the population? Mass political demobilisation meaning CC is only seen with random individual acts of incitement? Apocalyptic death drive a la Frank from Always Sunny? (I dont have long left so I am going to get real weird with it)

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Obviously he is working from a different framework with this question, but I see it as a very valid one. All across the world you have bourgeois centrist green parties, and ecosocialist/communist parties, and yet the issue of climate change has not on a national level propelled any of them to power

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I hate to bring him up and give intellectual credit to him, but Dominic Cummings (former Leave and Boris Johnson advisor) made a point which has stuck with me. If climate is in fact the most important issue in the world, then why are Green parties not getting supermajorities worldwide?

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Just the simple knowledge that it is possible to fake this imagery, regardless of how successful or accessible it is, acts like a cognitohazard which infects one's brain

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I remember several years ago listening to an episode of QAA about deepfakes, and a thought from it has stuck with me. The real damage of AI generative imagery isn't the capacity to fake relality, rather it makes one suspicious and untrusting of things which are real

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