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Eridanis

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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ supporter | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ ally | πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ socialist they/them if you must I identify as none of your business If I didn't endorse it I wouldn't repost it, duh. That does not mean I endorse the entire account. Just that specific post.


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My instinct was to yell "get out of my face and go away," so really anything is more polite than that.

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The reason we all love the Stankey Cup is seeing how the winners have fun with it every year.

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How does one politely tell your loved ones "you need to get out of my face and stop trying to make conversation or interact with me for at least a week?" I am going to go crazy if I don't get some time to myself with peace and quiet soon.

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They lost me when they started making fun of parting hair on the side. Excuse us for not wanting to look like hippies, ya weirdos.

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One of my most early 21st century memories is going to see the Brothers Chaps on campus. When asked why they chose to cone to Saskatoon, of all places, they answered - "you invited us."

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North Dakota is fine to drive through, but the only reason Minot hasn't died is because there isn't anything closer to shop at when coming from Sask/Manitoba.

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Spelling errors make my brain twitch.

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Oh great, porn bots have arrived. πŸ˜‘

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Also everyone is more fragile and easily murdered.

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Jesus? ...I'm not any better.

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No idea but we had the Mousercize album at home *and* at school, so now the song clips I remember will be going through my head all day.

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It's never for the stated purpose, it's always for someone to profit off a government contract. Sometimes it's the middlemen, sometimes it's the politicians, and often it's both.

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Rudy must live pretty close by.

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Just ask anyone who thought Mark used his real voice in Superstore.

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In my experience, it's *not* being invited to the meeting that's a red flag.

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It is, and to hide the fact that the second part is a shortened form of 'fascist.'

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Everything else aside.. ..why would being raped make her likeable? The only reason that comes to mind is that specific douche likes women who have been 'put in their place,' so to speak. I'm really hoping for a less-gross reason.

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The joy felt by seeing one of my incredibly stressed co-workers excitedly talking about how his workload is lightening is greatly offset by the fact that those responsibilities have been offloaded onto me.

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At least it's not boob socks?

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He's either an idiot or he thinks we're all idiots.

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It kills me that this comic is old enough to drive.

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My body doesn't fit today. It's uncomfortable in all dimensions.

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I'm watching a low-budget trash movie that I would normally turn off, but it has Michael Eklund in it. He's one of those actors who takes every role, no matter how big/small/high-budget/low-budget and gives it his all. Always so fun to watch.

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I am having lung issues and had an x-ray, only for the doctor to say "there's something, could be nothing, but let's do another one in a month or so to compare." Great, but what do I do about excess coughing now?

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I am really hating this part of adulthood. Ignorance was kinda blissful.

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The fact that Haus followed up by posting her wordiest of wordy comics was exactly the kind of response I felt was warranted.

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That is a sad commentary on his musical taste.

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I employ the "cut them and put in sealed containers with a splash of water" cheat. It's surprisingly effective; the celery in my fridge is going on 2 months still crisp.

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I guess WarThunder got tired of making the news for the same old classified leaks.

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No wonder they're so stupid yet confident.

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If the spite doesn't have a specific target, then you will carry it with you always. Very useful, that.

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The thing that hokds me back from making art is what a waste of resources it would be, because I don't want anything I could make.

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People will tell me they're autistic as a way to pre-emptively explain why they act differently, and then they act in a way that's completely logical to me? I grew up with an autistic mother and 2 brothers before I knew what autism was, so I really suck at differentiating 'allistic' from 'autistic.'

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With that much sugar, you should make caramels.

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Ballistic missile defense is far more useful to the average person.

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It helps that they can't be legally sold in my country.

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A question I have often asked only to get pelted by the rabid fans. If i could remove one film from ever existing it would be that asshole Ferris Bueller.

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I was about to correct you until I got to 'novels.' There have been some great adaptations of his short stories, but you're right that all the novel adaptations have fallen flat.

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Sonene rifled through my car and not only took the spare change (fair) but took my flash drives of music (not fair). This is worse than the time my cheap, ugly, prescription sunglasses were stolen.

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Each episode just got more and more blatant. I particularly loved the "Keep Christ in Christmas" ice skating number.

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Yes, this. And factory jobs aren't considered 'easy.'

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I told myself I would never work fast food unless i was desperate for work - I know I'd hate every second of it. I don't need that kind of pressure.

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All's fair in FUCKING BULLSHIT

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It serves a similar purpose to 'with all due respect'

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It's so the audience can't see he's wearing socks.

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There are many good reasons to hate crinkle cut fries - the number one reason being THEY SUCK

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You can't compare the two films because they are completely different takes on the source material. Too many people wanted it to be like the Gene Wilder version and got mad that it wasn't. I thought it was fun, but I've never seen the 1971 film.

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It's hecause enough people wanted to feel more special than being solely Gen X or millennial did. And enough other people hated that enough to lash back by calling them 'geriatric millenials.' Also because they were the first group to clearly show why 'generations' are bullshit.

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Being likeable is incredibly un-royal in their opinion.

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One of my kids got an alert on his phone but me and the other kid did not.

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